diff --git a/wordpress.org/public_html/wp-content/mu-plugins/pub/servehappy-config.php b/wordpress.org/public_html/wp-content/mu-plugins/pub/servehappy-config.php
index 487c301b64..b08c55a0e3 100644
--- a/wordpress.org/public_html/wp-content/mu-plugins/pub/servehappy-config.php
+++ b/wordpress.org/public_html/wp-content/mu-plugins/pub/servehappy-config.php
@@ -10,17 +10,17 @@
  */
 
 // The latest branch of PHP which WordPress.org recommends.
-define( 'RECOMMENDED_PHP', '7.4' );
+define( 'RECOMMENDED_PHP', '8.3' );
 
 // The oldest branch of PHP which WordPress core still works with.
 define( 'MINIMUM_PHP', '7.2.24' );
 
 // The lowest branch of PHP which is actively supported.
-define( 'SUPPORTED_PHP', '7.4' );
+define( 'SUPPORTED_PHP', '8.3' );
 
 // The lowest branch of PHP which is receiving security updates.
-define( 'SECURE_PHP', '7.4' );
+define( 'SECURE_PHP', '8.1' );
 
 // The lowest branch of PHP which is still considered acceptable in WordPress.
 // Sites with a version lower than this will see the ServeHappy dashboard widget urging them to update.
-define( 'ACCEPTABLE_PHP', '7.4' );
+define( 'ACCEPTABLE_PHP', '8.1' );