diff --git a/Misc/NEWS.d/next/Tools-Demos/2026-03-15-11-32-35.gh-issue-145976.mqhzmB.rst b/Misc/NEWS.d/next/Tools-Demos/2026-03-15-11-32-35.gh-issue-145976.mqhzmB.rst
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+Remove :file:`Misc/vgrindefs` and :file:`Misc/Porting`.
diff --git a/Misc/Porting b/Misc/Porting
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-This document is moved to https://devguide.python.org/porting/
diff --git a/Misc/README b/Misc/README
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@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@ ACKS                    Acknowledgements
 HISTORY                 News from previous releases -- oldest last
 indent.pro              GNU indent profile approximating my C style
 NEWS                    News for this release (for some meaning of "this")
-Porting                 Mini-FAQ on porting to new platforms
 python-config.in        Python script template for python-config
 python.man              UNIX man page for the python interpreter
 python.pc.in            Package configuration info template for pkg-config
@@ -22,4 +21,3 @@ SpecialBuilds.txt       Describes extra symbols you can set for debug builds
 svnmap.txt              Map of old SVN revs and branches to hg changeset ids,
                         help history-digging
 valgrind-python.supp    Valgrind suppression file, see README.valgrind
-vgrindefs               Python configuration for vgrind (a generic pretty printer)
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-# vgrind is a pretty-printer that takes source code and outputs
-# eye-pleasing postscript.  The entry below should be added to your
-# local vgrindefs file.  Contributed by Neale Pickett <neale@lanl.gov>.
-
-python|Python|py:\
-        :pb=^\d?(def|class)\d\p(\d|\\|\(|\:):\
-        :cb=#:ce=$:sb=":se=\e":lb=':le=\e':\
-        :kw=assert and break class continue def del elif else except\
-         finally for from global if import in is lambda not or\
-         pass print raise return try while yield: