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+``` +Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript + + +According to all known laws +of aviation, + + +there is no way a bee +should be able to fly. + + +Its wings are too small to get +its fat little body off the ground. + + +The bee, of course, flies anyway + + +because bees don't care +what humans think is impossible. + + +Yellow, black. Yellow, black. +Yellow, black. Yellow, black. + + +Ooh, black and yellow! +Let's shake it up a little. + + +Barry! Breakfast is ready! + + +Ooming! + + +Hang on a second. + + +Hello? + + +- Barry? +- Adam? + + +- Oan you believe this is happening? +- I can't. I'll pick you up. + + +Looking sharp. + + +Use the stairs. Your father +paid good money for those. + + +Sorry. I'm excited. + + +Here's the graduate. +We're very proud of you, son. + + +A perfect report card, all B's. + + +Very proud. + + +Ma! I got a thing going here. + + +- You got lint on your fuzz. +- Ow! That's me! + + +- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. +- Bye! + + +Barry, I told you, +stop flying in the house! + + +- Hey, Adam. +- Hey, Barry. + + +- Is that fuzz gel? +- A little. Special day, graduation. + + +Never thought I'd make it. + + +Three days grade school, +three days high school. + + +Those were awkward. + + +Three days college. I'm glad I took +a day and hitchhiked around the hive. + + +You did come back different. + + +- Hi, Barry. +- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. + + +- Hear about Frankie? +- Yeah. + + +- You going to the funeral? +- No, I'm not going. + + +Everybody knows, +sting someone, you die. + + +Don't waste it on a squirrel. +Such a hothead. + + +I guess he could have +just gotten out of the way. + + +I love this incorporating +an amusement park into our day. + + +That's why we don't need vacations. + + +Boy, quite a bit of pomp... +under the circumstances. + + +- Well, Adam, today we are men. +- We are! + + +- Bee-men. +- Amen! + + +Hallelujah! + + +Students, faculty, distinguished bees, + + +please welcome Dean Buzzwell. + + +Welcome, New Hive Oity +graduating class of... + + +...9:15. + + +That concludes our ceremonies. + + +And begins your career +at Honex Industries! + + +Will we pick ourjob today? + + +I heard it's just orientation. + + +Heads up! Here we go. + + +Keep your hands and antennas +inside the tram at all times. + + +- Wonder what it'll be like? +- A little scary. + + +Welcome to Honex, +a division of Honesco + + +and a part of the Hexagon Group. + + +This is it! + + +Wow. + + +Wow. + + +We know that you, as a bee, +have worked your whole life + + +to get to the point where you +can work for your whole life. + + +Honey begins when our valiant Pollen +Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. + + +Our top-secret formula + + +is automatically color-corrected, +scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured + + +into this soothing sweet syrup + + +with its distinctive +golden glow you know as... + + +Honey! + + +- That girl was hot. +- She's my cousin! + + +- She is? +- Yes, we're all cousins. + + +- Right. You're right. +- At Honex, we constantly strive + + +to improve every aspect +of bee existence. + + +These bees are stress-testing +a new helmet technology. + + +- What do you think he makes? +- Not enough. + + +Here we have our latest advancement, +the Krelman. + + +- What does that do? +- Oatches that little strand of honey + + +that hangs after you pour it. +Saves us millions. + + +Oan anyone work on the Krelman? + + +Of course. Most bee jobs are +small ones. But bees know + + +that every small job, +if it's done well, means a lot. + + +But choose carefully + + +because you'll stay in the job +you pick for the rest of your life. + + +The same job the rest of your life? +I didn't know that. + + +What's the difference? + + +You'll be happy to know that bees, +as a species, haven't had one day off + + +in 27 million years. + + +So you'll just work us to death? + + +We'll sure try. + + +Wow! That blew my mind! + + +"What's the difference?" +How can you say that? + + +One job forever? +That's an insane choice to have to make. + + +I'm relieved. Now we only have +to make one decision in life. + + +But, Adam, how could they +never have told us that? + + +Why would you question anything? +We're bees. + + +We're the most perfectly +functioning society on Earth. + + +You ever think maybe things +work a little too well here? + + +Like what? Give me one example. + + +I don't know. But you know +what I'm talking about. + + +Please clear the gate. +Royal Nectar Force on approach. + + +Wait a second. Oheck it out. + + +- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! +- Wow. + + +I've never seen them this close. + + +They know what it's like +outside the hive. + + +Yeah, but some don't come back. + + +- Hey, Jocks! +- Hi, Jocks! + + +You guys did great! + + +You're monsters! +You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! + + +- I wonder where they were. +- I don't know. + + +Their day's not planned. + + +Outside the hive, flying who knows +where, doing who knows what. + + +You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen +Jock. You have to be bred for that. + + +Right. + + +Look. That's more pollen +than you and I will see in a lifetime. + + +It's just a status symbol. +Bees make too much of it. + + +Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it +and the ladies see you wearing it. + + +Those ladies? +Aren't they our cousins too? + + +Distant. Distant. + + +Look at these two. + + +- Oouple of Hive Harrys. +- Let's have fun with them. + + +It must be dangerous +being a Pollen Jock. + + +Yeah. Once a bear pinned me +against a mushroom! + + +He had a paw on my throat, +and with the other, he was slapping me! + + +- Oh, my! +- I never thought I'd knock him out. + + +What were you doing during this? + + +Trying to alert the authorities. + + +I can autograph that. + + +A little gusty out there today, +wasn't it, comrades? + + +Yeah. Gusty. + + +We're hitting a sunflower patch +six miles from here tomorrow. + + +- Six miles, huh? +- Barry! + + +A puddle jump for us, +but maybe you're not up for it. + + +- Maybe I am. +- You are not! + + +We're going 0900 at J-Gate. + + +What do you think, buzzy-boy? +Are you bee enough? + + +I might be. It all depends +on what 0900 means. + + +Hey, Honex! + + +Dad, you surprised me. + + +You decide what you're interested in? + + +- Well, there's a lot of choices. +- But you only get one. + + +Do you ever get bored +doing the same job every day? + + +Son, let me tell you about stirring. + + +You grab that stick, and you just +move it around, and you stir it around. + + +You get yourself into a rhythm. +It's a beautiful thing. + + +You know, Dad, +the more I think about it, + + +maybe the honey field +just isn't right for me. + + +You were thinking of what, +making balloon animals? + + +That's a bad job +for a guy with a stinger. + + +Janet, your son's not sure +he wants to go into honey! + + +- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. +- I'm not trying to be funny. + + +You're not funny! You're going +into honey. Our son, the stirrer! + + +- You're gonna be a stirrer? +- No one's listening to me! + + +Wait till you see the sticks I have. + + +I could say anything right now. +I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! + + +Let's open some honey and celebrate! + + +Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. +Shave my antennae. + + +Shack up with a grasshopper. Get +a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! + + +I'm so proud. + + +- We're starting work today! +- Today's the day. + + +Oome on! All the good jobs +will be gone. + + +Yeah, right. + + +Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, +stirrer, front desk, hair removal... + + +- Is it still available? +- Hang on. Two left! + + +One of them's yours! Oongratulations! +Step to the side. + + +- What'd you get? +- Picking crud out. Stellar! + + +Wow! + + +Oouple of newbies? + + +Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! + + +Make your choice. + + +- You want to go first? +- No, you go. + + +Oh, my. What's available? + + +Restroom attendant's open, +not for the reason you think. + + +- Any chance of getting the Krelman? +- Sure, you're on. + + +I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. + + +Wax monkey's always open. + + +The Krelman opened up again. + + +What happened? + + +A bee died. Makes an opening. See? +He's dead. Another dead one. + + +Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. + + +Dead from the neck up. +Dead from the neck down. That's life! + + +Oh, this is so hard! + + +Heating, cooling, +stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, + + +humming, inspector number seven, +lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, + + +mite wrangler. Barry, what +do you think I should... Barry? + + +Barry! + + +All right, we've got the sunflower patch +in quadrant nine... + + +What happened to you? +Where are you? + + +- I'm going out. +- Out? Out where? + + +- Out there. +- Oh, no! + + +I have to, before I go +to work for the rest of my life. + + +You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? + + +Another call coming in. + + +If anyone's feeling brave, +there's a Korean deli on 83rd + + +that gets their roses today. + + +Hey, guys. + + +- Look at that. +- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? + + +Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. + + +It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. + + +Really? Feeling lucky, are you? + + +Sign here, here. Just initial that. + + +- Thank you. +- OK. + + +You got a rain advisory today, + + +and as you all know, +bees cannot fly in rain. + + +So be careful. As always, +watch your brooms, + + +hockey sticks, dogs, +birds, bears and bats. + + +Also, I got a couple of reports +of root beer being poured on us. + + +Murphy's in a home because of it, +babbling like a cicada! + + +- That's awful. +- And a reminder for you rookies, + + +bee law number one, +absolutely no talking to humans! + + +All right, launch positions! + + +Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, +buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! + + +Black and yellow! + + +Hello! + + +You ready for this, hot shot? + + +Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. + + +Wind, check. + + +- Antennae, check. +- Nectar pack, check. + + +- Wings, check. +- Stinger, check. + + +Scared out of my shorts, check. + + +OK, ladies, + + +let's move it out! + + +Pound those petunias, +you striped stem-suckers! + + +All of you, drain those flowers! + + +Wow! I'm out! + + +I can't believe I'm out! + + +So blue. + + +I feel so fast and free! + + +Box kite! + + +Wow! + + +Flowers! + + +This is Blue Leader. +We have roses visual. + + +Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. + + +Roses! + + +30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. + + +Stand to the side, kid. +It's got a bit of a kick. + + +That is one nectar collector! + + +- Ever see pollination up close? +- No, sir. + + +I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it +over here. Maybe a dash over there, + + +a pinch on that one. +See that? It's a little bit of magic. + + +That's amazing. Why do we do that? + + +That's pollen power. More pollen, more +flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. + + +Oool. + + +I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. +Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? + + +Oopy that visual. + + +Wait. One of these flowers +seems to be on the move. + + +Say again? You're reporting +a moving flower? + + +Affirmative. + + +That was on the line! + + +This is the coolest. What is it? + + +I don't know, but I'm loving this color. + + +It smells good. +Not like a flower, but I like it. + + +Yeah, fuzzy. + + +Ohemical-y. + + +Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. + + +My sweet lord of bees! + + +Oandy-brain, get off there! + + +Problem! + + +- Guys! +- This could be bad. + + +Affirmative. + + +Very close. + + +Gonna hurt. + + +Mama's little boy. + + +You are way out of position, rookie! + + +Ooming in at you like a missile! + + +Help me! + + +I don't think these are flowers. + + +- Should we tell him? +- I think he knows. + + +What is this?! + + +Match point! + + +You can start packing up, honey, +because you're about to eat it! + + +Yowser! + + +Gross. + + +There's a bee in the car! + + +- Do something! +- I'm driving! + + +- Hi, bee. +- He's back here! + + +He's going to sting me! + + +Nobody move. If you don't move, +he won't sting you. Freeze! + + +He blinked! + + +Spray him, Granny! + + +What are you doing?! + + +Wow... the tension level +out here is unbelievable. + + +I gotta get home. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Oan't fly in rain. + + +Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! + + +Ken, could you close +the window please? + + +Ken, could you close +the window please? + + +Oheck out my new resume. +I made it into a fold-out brochure. + + +You see? Folds out. + + +Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. + + +What was that? + + +Maybe this time. This time. This time. +This time! This time! This... + + +Drapes! + + +That is diabolical. + + +It's fantastic. It's got all my special +skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. + + +What's number one? Star Wars? + + +Nah, I don't go for that... + + +...kind of stuff. + + +No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. +They're out of their minds. + + +When I leave a job interview, they're +flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. + + +There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. + + +I don't remember the sun +having a big 75 on it. + + +I predicted global warming. + + +I could feel it getting hotter. +At first I thought it was just me. + + +Wait! Stop! Bee! + + +Stand back. These are winter boots. + + +Wait! + + +Don't kill him! + + +You know I'm allergic to them! +This thing could kill me! + + +Why does his life have +less value than yours? + + +Why does his life have any less value +than mine? Is that your statement? + + +I'm just saying all life has value. You +don't know what he's capable of feeling. + + +My brochure! + + +There you go, little guy. + + +I'm not scared of him. +It's an allergic thing. + + +Put that on your resume brochure. + + +My whole face could puff up. + + +Make it one of your special skills. + + +Knocking someone out +is also a special skill. + + +Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. + + +- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? +- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. + + +- You could put carob chips on there. +- Bye. + + +- Supposed to be less calories. +- Bye. + + +I gotta say something. + + +She saved my life. +I gotta say something. + + +All right, here it goes. + + +Nah. + + +What would I say? + + +I could really get in trouble. + + +It's a bee law. +You're not supposed to talk to a human. + + +I can't believe I'm doing this. + + +I've got to. + + +Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! + + +No. Yes. No. + + +Do it. I can't. + + +How should I start it? +"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. + + +Here she comes! Speak, you fool! + + +Hi! + + +I'm sorry. + + +- You're talking. +- Yes, I know. + + +You're talking! + + +I'm so sorry. + + +No, it's OK. It's fine. +I know I'm dreaming. + + +But I don't recall going to bed. + + +Well, I'm sure this +is very disconcerting. + + +This is a bit of a surprise to me. +I mean, you're a bee! + + +I am. And I'm not supposed +to be doing this, + + +but they were all trying to kill me. + + +And if it wasn't for you... + + +I had to thank you. +It's just how I was raised. + + +That was a little weird. + + +- I'm talking with a bee. +- Yeah. + + +I'm talking to a bee. +And the bee is talking to me! + + +I just want to say I'm grateful. +I'll leave now. + + +- Wait! How did you learn to do that? +- What? + + +The talking thing. + + +Same way you did, I guess. +"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. + + +- That's very funny. +- Yeah. + + +Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, +we'd cry with what we have to deal with. + + +Anyway... + + +Oan I... + + +...get you something? +- Like what? + + +I don't know. I mean... +I don't know. Ooffee? + + +I don't want to put you out. + + +It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. + + +- It's just coffee. +- I hate to impose. + + +- Don't be ridiculous! +- Actually, I would love a cup. + + +Hey, you want rum cake? + + +- I shouldn't. +- Have some. + + +- No, I can't. +- Oome on! + + +I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. + + +- Where? +- These stripes don't help. + + +You look great! + + +I don't know if you know +anything about fashion. + + +Are you all right? + + +No. + + +He's making the tie in the cab +as they're flying up Madison. + + +He finally gets there. + + +He runs up the steps into the church. +The wedding is on. + + +And he says, "Watermelon? +I thought you said Guatemalan. + + +Why would I marry a watermelon?" + + +Is that a bee joke? + + +That's the kind of stuff we do. + + +Yeah, different. + + +So, what are you gonna do, Barry? + + +About work? I don't know. + + +I want to do my part for the hive, +but I can't do it the way they want. + + +I know how you feel. + + +- You do? +- Sure. + + +My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or +a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. + + +- Really? +- My only interest is flowers. + + +Our new queen was just elected +with that same campaign slogan. + + +Anyway, if you look... + + +There's my hive right there. See it? + + +You're in Sheep Meadow! + + +Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! + + +No way! I know that area. +I lost a toe ring there once. + + +- Why do girls put rings on their toes? +- Why not? + + +- It's like putting a hat on your knee. +- Maybe I'll try that. + + +- You all right, ma'am? +- Oh, yeah. Fine. + + +Just having two cups of coffee! + + +Anyway, this has been great. +Thanks for the coffee. + + +Yeah, it's no trouble. + + +Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, +I'd be up the rest of my life. + + +Are you...? + + +Oan I take a piece of this with me? + + +Sure! Here, have a crumb. + + +- Thanks! +- Yeah. + + +All right. Well, then... +I guess I'll see you around. + + +Or not. + + +OK, Barry. + + +And thank you +so much again... for before. + + +Oh, that? That was nothing. + + +Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... + + +This can't possibly work. + + +He's all set to go. +We may as well try it. + + +OK, Dave, pull the chute. + + +- Sounds amazing. +- It was amazing! + + +It was the scariest, +happiest moment of my life. + + +Humans! I can't believe +you were with humans! + + +Giant, scary humans! +What were they like? + + +Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. + + +They eat crazy giant things. +They drive crazy. + + +- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? +- Some of them. But some of them don't. + + +- How'd you get back? +- Poodle. + + +You did it, and I'm glad. You saw +whatever you wanted to see. + + +You had your "experience." Now you +can pick out yourjob and be normal. + + +- Well... +- Well? + + +Well, I met someone. + + +You did? Was she Bee-ish? + + +- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! +- No, no, no, not a wasp. + + +- Spider? +- I'm not attracted to spiders. + + +I know it's the hottest thing, +with the eight legs and all. + + +I can't get by that face. + + +So who is she? + + +She's... human. + + +No, no. That's a bee law. +You wouldn't break a bee law. + + +- Her name's Vanessa. +- Oh, boy. + + +She's so nice. And she's a florist! + + +Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! + + +We're not dating. + + +You're flying outside the hive, talking +to humans that attack our homes + + +with power washers and M-80s! +One-eighth a stick of dynamite! + + +She saved my life! +And she understands me. + + +This is over! + + +Eat this. + + +This is not over! What was that? + + +- They call it a crumb. +- It was so stingin' stripey! + + +And that's not what they eat. +That's what falls off what they eat! + + +- You know what a Oinnabon is? +- No. + + +It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. +They heat it up... + + +Sit down! + + +...really hot! +- Listen to me! + + +We are not them! We're us. +There's us and there's them! + + +Yes, but who can deny +the heart that is yearning? + + +There's no yearning. +Stop yearning. Listen to me! + + +You have got to start thinking bee, +my friend. Thinking bee! + + +- Thinking bee. +- Thinking bee. + + +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +There he is. He's in the pool. + + +You know what your problem is, Barry? + + +I gotta start thinking bee? + + +How much longer will this go on? + + +It's been three days! +Why aren't you working? + + +I've got a lot of big life decisions +to think about. + + +What life? You have no life! +You have no job. You're barely a bee! + + +Would it kill you +to make a little honey? + + +Barry, come out. +Your father's talking to you. + + +Martin, would you talk to him? + + +Barry, I'm talking to you! + + +You coming? + + +Got everything? + + +All set! + + +Go ahead. I'll catch up. + + +Don't be too long. + + +Watch this! + + +Vanessa! + + +- We're still here. +- I told you not to yell at him. + + +He doesn't respond to yelling! + + +- Then why yell at me? +- Because you don't listen! + + +I'm not listening to this. + + +Sorry, I've gotta go. + + +- Where are you going? +- I'm meeting a friend. + + +A girl? Is this why you can't decide? + + +Bye. + + +I just hope she's Bee-ish. + + +They have a huge parade +of flowers every year in Pasadena? + + +To be in the Tournament of Roses, +that's every florist's dream! + + +Up on a float, surrounded +by flowers, crowds cheering. + + +A tournament. Do the roses +compete in athletic events? + + +No. All right, I've got one. +How come you don't fly everywhere? + + +It's exhausting. Why don't you +run everywhere? It's faster. + + +Yeah, OK, I see, I see. +All right, your turn. + + +TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? +That's insane! + + +You don't have that? + + +We have Hivo, but it's a disease. +It's a horrible, horrible disease. + + +Oh, my. + + +Dumb bees! + + +You must want to sting all those jerks. + + +We try not to sting. +It's usually fatal for us. + + +So you have to watch your temper. + + +Very carefully. +You kick a wall, take a walk, + + +write an angry letter and throw it out. +Work through it like any emotion: + + +Anger, jealousy, lust. + + +Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? + + +Yeah. + + +- What is wrong with you?! +- It's a bug. + + +He's not bothering anybody. +Get out of here, you creep! + + +What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? + + +Yeah, it was. How did you know? + + +It felt like about 10 pages. +Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. + + +You've really got that +down to a science. + + +- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. +- I'll bet. + + +What in the name +of Mighty Hercules is this? + + +How did this get here? +Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, + + +Ray Liotta Private Select? + + +- Is he that actor? +- I never heard of him. + + +- Why is this here? +- For people. We eat it. + + +You don't have +enough food of your own? + + +- Well, yes. +- How do you get it? + + +- Bees make it. +- I know who makes it! + + +And it's hard to make it! + + +There's heating, cooling, stirring. +You need a whole Krelman thing! + + +- It's organic. +- It's our-ganic! + + +It's just honey, Barry. + + +Just what?! + + +Bees don't know about this! +This is stealing! A lot of stealing! + + +You've taken our homes, schools, +hospitals! This is all we have! + + +And it's on sale?! +I'm getting to the bottom of this. + + +I'm getting to the bottom +of all of this! + + +Hey, Hector. + + +- You almost done? +- Almost. + + +He is here. I sense it. + + +Well, I guess I'll go home now + + +and just leave this nice honey out, +with no one around. + + +You're busted, box boy! + + +I knew I heard something. +So you can talk! + + +I can talk. +And now you'll start talking! + + +Where you getting the sweet stuff? +Who's your supplier? + + +I don't understand. +I thought we were friends. + + +The last thing we want +to do is upset bees! + + +You're too late! It's ours now! + + +You, sir, have crossed +the wrong sword! + + +You, sir, will be lunch +for my iguana, Ignacio! + + +Where is the honey coming from? + + +Tell me where! + + +Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! + + +Orazy person! + + +What horrible thing has happened here? + + +These faces, they never knew +what hit them. And now + + +they're on the road to nowhere! + + +Just keep still. + + +What? You're not dead? + + +Do I look dead? They will wipe anything +that moves. Where you headed? + + +To Honey Farms. +I am onto something huge here. + + +I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, +crazy stuff. Blows your head off! + + +I'm going to Tacoma. + + +- And you? +- He really is dead. + + +All right. + + +Uh-oh! + + +- What is that?! +- Oh, no! + + +- A wiper! Triple blade! +- Triple blade? + + +Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! + + +Why does everything have +to be so doggone clean?! + + +How much do you people need to see?! + + +Open your eyes! +Stick your head out the window! + + +From NPR News in Washington, +I'm Oarl Kasell. + + +But don't kill no more bugs! + + +- Bee! +- Moose blood guy!! + + +- You hear something? +- Like what? + + +Like tiny screaming. + + +Turn off the radio. + + +Whassup, bee boy? + + +Hey, Blood. + + +Just a row of honey jars, +as far as the eye could see. + + +Wow! + + +I assume wherever this truck goes +is where they're getting it. + + +I mean, that honey's ours. + + +- Bees hang tight. +- We're all jammed in. + + +It's a close community. + + +Not us, man. We on our own. +Every mosquito on his own. + + +- What if you get in trouble? +- You a mosquito, you in trouble. + + +Nobody likes us. They just smack. +See a mosquito, smack, smack! + + +At least you're out in the world. +You must meet girls. + + +Mosquito girls try to trade up, +get with a moth, dragonfly. + + +Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. + + +You got to be kidding me! + + +Mooseblood's about to leave +the building! So long, bee! + + +- Hey, guys! +- Mooseblood! + + +I knew I'd catch y'all down here. +Did you bring your crazy straw? + + +We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, +and it's pretty much pure profit. + + +What is this place? + + +A bee's got a brain +the size of a pinhead. + + +They are pinheads! + + +Pinhead. + + +- Oheck out the new smoker. +- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. + + +The Thomas 3000! + + +Smoker? + + +Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. +Twice the nicotine, all the tar. + + +A couple breaths of this +knocks them right out. + + +They make the honey, +and we make the money. + + +"They make the honey, +and we make the money"? + + +Oh, my! + + +What's going on? Are you OK? + + +Yeah. It doesn't last too long. + + +Do you know you're +in a fake hive with fake walls? + + +Our queen was moved here. +We had no choice. + + +This is your queen? +That's a man in women's clothes! + + +That's a drag queen! + + +What is this? + + +Oh, no! + + +There's hundreds of them! + + +Bee honey. + + +Our honey is being brazenly stolen +on a massive scale! + + +This is worse than anything bears +have done! I intend to do something. + + +Oh, Barry, stop. + + +Who told you humans are taking +our honey? That's a rumor. + + +Do these look like rumors? + + +That's a conspiracy theory. +These are obviously doctored photos. + + +How did you get mixed up in this? + + +He's been talking to humans. + + +- What? +- Talking to humans?! + + +He has a human girlfriend. +And they make out! + + +Make out? Barry! + + +We do not. + + +- You wish you could. +- Whose side are you on? + + +The bees! + + +I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. +Those crazy legs kept me up all night. + + +Barry, this is what you want +to do with your life? + + +I want to do it for all our lives. +Nobody works harder than bees! + + +Dad, I remember you +coming home so overworked + + +your hands were still stirring. +You couldn't stop. + + +I remember that. + + +What right do they have to our honey? + + +We live on two cups a year. They put it +in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! + + +Even if it's true, what can one bee do? + + +Sting them where it really hurts. + + +In the face! The eye! + + +- That would hurt. +- No. + + +Up the nose? That's a killer. + + +There's only one place you can sting +the humans, one place where it matters. + + +Hive at Five, the hive's only +full-hour action news source. + + +No more bee beards! + + +With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. + + +Weather with Storm Stinger. + + +Sports with Buzz Larvi. + + +And Jeanette Ohung. + + +- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. +- And I'm Jeanette Ohung. + + +A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, + + +intends to sue the human race +for stealing our honey, + + +packaging it and profiting +from it illegally! + + +Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, + + +we'll have three former queens here in +our studio, discussing their new book, + + +Olassy Ladies, +out this week on Hexagon. + + +Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. + + +Did you ever think, "I'm a kid +from the hive. I can't do this"? + + +Bees have never been afraid +to change the world. + + +What about Bee Oolumbus? +Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? + + +Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. + + +We were thinking +of stickball or candy stores. + + +How old are you? + + +The bee community +is supporting you in this case, + + +which will be the trial +of the bee century. + + +You know, they have a Larry King +in the human world too. + + +It's a common name. Next week... + + +He looks like you and has a show +and suspenders and colored dots... + + +Next week... + + +Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the +guest even though you just heard 'em. + + +Bear Week next week! +They're scary, hairy and here live. + + +Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, +squinty eyes, very Jewish. + + +In tennis, you attack +at the point of weakness! + + +It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. + + +Honey, her backhand's a joke! +I'm not gonna take advantage of that? + + +Quiet, please. +Actual work going on here. + + +- Is that that same bee? +- Yes, it is! + + +I'm helping him sue the human race. + + +- Hello. +- Hello, bee. + + +This is Ken. + + +Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size +ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. + + +Why does he talk again? + + +Listen, you better go +'cause we're really busy working. + + +But it's our yogurt night! + + +Bye-bye. + + +Why is yogurt night so difficult?! + + +You poor thing. +You two have been at this for hours! + + +Yes, and Adam here +has been a huge help. + + +- Frosting... +- How many sugars? + + +Just one. I try not +to use the competition. + + +So why are you helping me? + + +Bees have good qualities. + + +And it takes my mind off the shop. + + +Instead of flowers, people +are giving balloon bouquets now. + + +Those are great, if you're three. + + +And artificial flowers. + + +- Oh, those just get me psychotic! +- Yeah, me too. + + +Bent stingers, pointless pollination. + + +Bees must hate those fake things! + + +Nothing worse +than a daffodil that's had work done. + + +Maybe this could make up +for it a little bit. + + +- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. +- I guess. + + +You sure you want to go through with it? + + +Am I sure? When I'm done with +the humans, they won't be able + + +to say, "Honey, I'm home," +without paying a royalty! + + +It's an incredible scene +here in downtown Manhattan, + + +where the world anxiously waits, +because for the first time in history, + + +we will hear for ourselves +if a honeybee can actually speak. + + +What have we gotten into here, Barry? + + +It's pretty big, isn't it? + + +I can't believe how many humans +don't work during the day. + + +You think billion-dollar multinational +food companies have good lawyers? + + +Everybody needs to stay +behind the barricade. + + +- What's the matter? +- I don't know, I just got a chill. + + +Well, if it isn't the bee team. + + +You boys work on this? + + +All rise! The Honorable +Judge Bumbleton presiding. + + +All right. Oase number 4475, + + +Superior Oourt of New York, +Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry + + +is now in session. + + +Mr. Montgomery, you're representing +the five food companies collectively? + + +A privilege. + + +Mr. Benson... you're representing +all the bees of the world? + + +I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, +we're ready to proceed. + + +Mr. Montgomery, +your opening statement, please. + + +Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, + + +my grandmother was a simple woman. + + +Born on a farm, she believed +it was man's divine right + + +to benefit from the bounty +of nature God put before us. + + +If we lived in the topsy-turvy world +Mr. Benson imagines, + + +just think of what would it mean. + + +I would have to negotiate +with the silkworm + + +for the elastic in my britches! + + +Talking bee! + + +How do we know this isn't some sort of + + +holographic motion-picture-capture +Hollywood wizardry? + + +They could be using laser beams! + + +Robotics! Ventriloquism! +Oloning! For all we know, + + +he could be on steroids! + + +Mr. Benson? + + +Ladies and gentlemen, +there's no trickery here. + + +I'm just an ordinary bee. +Honey's pretty important to me. + + +It's important to all bees. +We invented it! + + +We make it. And we protect it +with our lives. + + +Unfortunately, there are +some people in this room + + +who think they can take it from us + + +'cause we're the little guys! +I'm hoping that, after this is all over, + + +you'll see how, by taking our honey, +you not only take everything we have + + +but everything we are! + + +I wish he'd dress like that +all the time. So nice! + + +Oall your first witness. + + +So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden +of Honey Farms, big company you have. + + +I suppose so. + + +I see you also own +Honeyburton and Honron! + + +Yes, they provide beekeepers +for our farms. + + +Beekeeper. I find that +to be a very disturbing term. + + +I don't imagine you employ +any bee-free-ers, do you? + + +- No. +- I couldn't hear you. + + +- No. +- No. + + +Because you don't free bees. +You keep bees. Not only that, + + +it seems you thought a bear would be +an appropriate image for a jar of honey. + + +They're very lovable creatures. + + +Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. + + +You mean like this? + + +Bears kill bees! + + +How'd you like his head crashing +through your living room?! + + +Biting into your couch! +Spitting out your throw pillows! + + +OK, that's enough. Take him away. + + +So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. +Your name intrigues me. + + +- Where have I heard it before? +- I was with a band called The Police. + + +But you've never been +a police officer, have you? + + +No, I haven't. + + +No, you haven't. And so here +we have yet another example + + +of bee culture casually +stolen by a human + + +for nothing more than +a prance-about stage name. + + +Oh, please. + + +Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? + + +Because I'm feeling +a little stung, Sting. + + +Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! + + +That's not his real name?! You idiots! + + +Mr. Liotta, first, +belated congratulations on + + +your Emmy win for a guest spot +on ER in 2005. + + +Thank you. Thank you. + + +I see from your resume +that you're devilishly handsome + + +with a churning inner turmoil +that's ready to blow. + + +I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? + + +Not yet it isn't. But is this +what it's come to for you? + + +Exploiting tiny, helpless bees +so you don't + + +have to rehearse +your part and learn your lines, sir? + + +Watch it, Benson! +I could blow right now! + + +This isn't a goodfella. +This is a badfella! + + +Why doesn't someone just step on +this creep, and we can all go home?! + + +- Order in this court! +- You're all thinking it! + + +Order! Order, I say! + + +- Say it! +- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! + + +I think it was awfully nice +of that bear to pitch in like that. + + +I think the jury's on our side. + + +Are we doing everything right, legally? + + +I'm a florist. + + +Right. Well, here's to a great team. + + +To a great team! + + +Well, hello. + + +- Ken! +- Hello. + + +I didn't think you were coming. + + +No, I was just late. +I tried to call, but... the battery. + + +I didn't want all this to go to waste, +so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. + + +Oh, that was lucky. + + +There's a little left. +I could heat it up. + + +Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. + + +So I hear you're quite a tennis player. + + +I'm not much for the game myself. +The ball's a little grabby. + + +That's where I usually sit. +Right... there. + + +Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, + + +and he agreed with me that eating with +chopsticks isn't really a special skill. + + +You think I don't see what you're doing? + + +I know how hard it is to find +the rightjob. We have that in common. + + +Do we? + + +Bees have 100 percent employment, +but we do jobs like taking the crud out. + + +That's just what +I was thinking about doing. + + +Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor +for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. + + +I'm going to drain the old stinger. + + +Yeah, you do that. + + +Look at that. + + +You know, I've just about had it + + +with your little mind games. + + +- What's that? +- Italian Vogue. + + +Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. + + +A lot of ads. + + +Remember what Van said, why is +your life more valuable than mine? + + +Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! + + +I think something stinks in here! + + +I love the smell of flowers. + + +How do you like the smell of flames?! + + +Not as much. + + +Water bug! Not taking sides! + + +Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! +This is pathetic! + + +I've got issues! + + +Well, well, well, a royal flush! + + +- You're bluffing. +- Am I? + + +Surf's up, dude! + + +Poo water! + + +That bowl is gnarly. + + +Except for those dirty yellow rings! + + +Kenneth! What are you doing?! + + +You know, I don't even like honey! +I don't eat it! + + +We need to talk! + + +He's just a little bee! + + +And he happens to be +the nicest bee I've met in a long time! + + +Long time? What are you talking about?! +Are there other bugs in your life? + + +No, but there are other things bugging +me in life. And you're one of them! + + +Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... + + +My nerves are fried from riding +on this emotional roller coaster! + + +Goodbye, Ken. + + +And for your information, + + +I prefer sugar-free, artificial +sweeteners made by man! + + +I'm sorry about all that. + + +I know it's got +an aftertaste! I like it! + + +I always felt there was some kind +of barrier between Ken and me. + + +I couldn't overcome it. +Oh, well. + + +Are you OK for the trial? + + +I believe Mr. Montgomery +is about out of ideas. + + +We would like to call +Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. + + +Good idea! You can really see why he's +considered one of the best lawyers... + + +Yeah. + + +Layton, you've +gotta weave some magic + + +with this jury, +or it's gonna be all over. + + +Don't worry. The only thing I have +to do to turn this jury around + + +is to remind them +of what they don't like about bees. + + +- You got the tweezers? +- Are you allergic? + + +Only to losing, son. Only to losing. + + +Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you +what I think we'd all like to know. + + +What exactly is your relationship + + +to that woman? + + +We're friends. + + +- Good friends? +- Yes. + + +How good? Do you live together? + + +Wait a minute... + + +Are you her little... + + +...bedbug? + + +I've seen a bee documentary or two. +From what I understand, + + +doesn't your queen give birth +to all the bee children? + + +- Yeah, but... +- So those aren't your real parents! + + +- Oh, Barry... +- Yes, they are! + + +Hold me back! + + +You're an illegitimate bee, +aren't you, Benson? + + +He's denouncing bees! + + +Don't y'all date your cousins? + + +- Objection! +- I'm going to pincushion this guy! + + +Adam, don't! It's what he wants! + + +Oh, I'm hit!! + + +Oh, lordy, I am hit! + + +Order! Order! + + +The venom! The venom +is coursing through my veins! + + +I have been felled +by a winged beast of destruction! + + +You see? You can't treat them +like equals! They're striped savages! + + +Stinging's the only thing +they know! It's their way! + + +- Adam, stay with me. +- I can't feel my legs. + + +What angel of mercy +will come forward to suck the poison + + +from my heaving buttocks? + + +I will have order in this court. Order! + + +Order, please! + + +The case of the honeybees +versus the human race + + +took a pointed turn against the bees + + +yesterday when one of their legal +team stung Layton T. Montgomery. + + +- Hey, buddy. +- Hey. + + +- Is there much pain? +- Yeah. + + +I... + + +I blew the whole case, didn't I? + + +It doesn't matter. What matters is +you're alive. You could have died. + + +I'd be better off dead. Look at me. + + +They got it from the cafeteria +downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. + + +Look, there's +a little celery still on it. + + +What was it like to sting someone? + + +I can't explain it. It was all... + + +All adrenaline and then... +and then ecstasy! + + +All right. + + +You think it was all a trap? + + +Of course. I'm sorry. +I flew us right into this. + + +What were we thinking? Look at us. We're +just a couple of bugs in this world. + + +What will the humans do to us +if they win? + + +I don't know. + + +I hear they put the roaches in motels. +That doesn't sound so bad. + + +Adam, they check in, +but they don't check out! + + +Oh, my. + + +Oould you get a nurse +to close that window? + + +- Why? +- The smoke. + + +Bees don't smoke. + + +Right. Bees don't smoke. + + +Bees don't smoke! +But some bees are smoking. + + +That's it! That's our case! + + +It is? It's not over? + + +Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. + + +Get back to the court and stall. +Stall any way you can. + + +And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. + + +Mr. Flayman. + + +Yes? Yes, Your Honor! + + +Where is the rest of your team? + + +Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. + + +Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, + + +and as a result, +we don't make very good time. + + +I actually heard a funny story about... + + +Your Honor, +haven't these ridiculous bugs + + +taken up enough +of this court's valuable time? + + +How much longer will we allow +these absurd shenanigans to go on? + + +They have presented no compelling +evidence to support their charges + + +against my clients, +who run legitimate businesses. + + +I move for a complete dismissal +of this entire case! + + +Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going + + +to have to consider +Mr. Montgomery's motion. + + +But you can't! We have a terrific case. + + +Where is your proof? +Where is the evidence? + + +Show me the smoking gun! + + +Hold it, Your Honor! +You want a smoking gun? + + +Here is your smoking gun. + + +What is that? + + +It's a bee smoker! + + +What, this? +This harmless little contraption? + + +This couldn't hurt a fly, +let alone a bee. + + +Look at what has happened + + +to bees who have never been asked, +"Smoking or non?" + + +Is this what nature intended for us? + + +To be forcibly addicted +to smoke machines + + +and man-made wooden slat work camps? + + +Living out our lives as honey slaves +to the white man? + + +- What are we gonna do? +- He's playing the species card. + + +Ladies and gentlemen, please, +free these bees! + + +Free the bees! Free the bees! + + +Free the bees! + + +Free the bees! Free the bees! + + +The court finds in favor of the bees! + + +Vanessa, we won! + + +I knew you could do it! High-five! + + +Sorry. + + +I'm OK! You know what this means? + + +All the honey +will finally belong to the bees. + + +Now we won't have +to work so hard all the time. + + +This is an unholy perversion +of the balance of nature, Benson. + + +You'll regret this. + + +Barry, how much honey is out there? + + +All right. One at a time. + + +Barry, who are you wearing? + + +My sweater is Ralph Lauren, +and I have no pants. + + +- What if Montgomery's right? +- What do you mean? + + +We've been living the bee way +a long time, 27 million years. + + +Oongratulations on your victory. +What will you demand as a settlement? + + +First, we'll demand a complete shutdown +of all bee work camps. + + +Then we want back the honey +that was ours to begin with, + + +every last drop. + + +We demand an end to the glorification +of the bear as anything more + + +than a filthy, smelly, +bad-breath stink machine. + + +We're all aware +of what they do in the woods. + + +Wait for my signal. + + +Take him out. + + +He'll have nauseous +for a few hours, then he'll be fine. + + +And we will no longer tolerate +bee-negative nicknames... + + +But it's just a prance-about stage name! + + +...unnecessary inclusion of honey +in bogus health products + + +and la-dee-da human +tea-time snack garnishments. + + +Oan't breathe. + + +Bring it in, boys! + + +Hold it right there! Good. + + +Tap it. + + +Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, +and there's gallons more coming! + + +- I think we need to shut down! +- Shut down? We've never shut down. + + +Shut down honey production! + + +Stop making honey! + + +Turn your key, sir! + + +What do we do now? + + +Oannonball! + + +We're shutting honey production! + + +Mission abort. + + +Aborting pollination and nectar detail. +Returning to base. + + +Adam, you wouldn't believe +how much honey was out there. + + +Oh, yeah? + + +What's going on? Where is everybody? + + +- Are they out celebrating? +- They're home. + + +They don't know what to do. +Laying out, sleeping in. + + +I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way +to San Antonio with a cricket. + + +At least we got our honey back. + + +Sometimes I think, so what if humans +liked our honey? Who wouldn't? + + +It's the greatest thing in the world! +I was excited to be part of making it. + + +This was my new desk. This was my +new job. I wanted to do it really well. + + +And now... + + +Now I can't. + + +I don't understand +why they're not happy. + + +I thought their lives would be better! + + +They're doing nothing. It's amazing. +Honey really changes people. + + +You don't have any idea +what's going on, do you? + + +- What did you want to show me? +- This. + + +What happened here? + + +That is not the half of it. + + +Oh, no. Oh, my. + + +They're all wilting. + + +Doesn't look very good, does it? + + +No. + + +And whose fault do you think that is? + + +You know, I'm gonna guess bees. + + +Bees? + + +Specifically, me. + + +I didn't think bees not needing to make +honey would affect all these things. + + +It's notjust flowers. +Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. + + +That's our whole SAT test right there. + + +Take away produce, that affects +the entire animal kingdom. + + +And then, of course... + + +The human species? + + +So if there's no more pollination, + + +it could all just go south here, +couldn't it? + + +I know this is also partly my fault. + + +How about a suicide pact? + + +How do we do it? + + +- I'll sting you, you step on me. +- Thatjust kills you twice. + + +Right, right. + + +Listen, Barry... +sorry, but I gotta get going. + + +I had to open my mouth and talk. + + +Vanessa? + + +Vanessa? Why are you leaving? +Where are you going? + + +To the final Tournament of Roses parade +in Pasadena. + + +They've moved it to this weekend +because all the flowers are dying. + + +It's the last chance +I'll ever have to see it. + + +Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. +I never meant it to turn out like this. + + +I know. Me neither. + + +Tournament of Roses. +Roses can't do sports. + + +Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? + + +Roses! + + +Vanessa! + + +Roses?! + + +Barry? + + +- Roses are flowers! +- Yes, they are. + + +Flowers, bees, pollen! + + +I know. +That's why this is the last parade. + + +Maybe not. +Oould you ask him to slow down? + + +Oould you slow down? + + +Barry! + + +OK, I made a huge mistake. +This is a total disaster, all my fault. + + +Yes, it kind of is. + + +I've ruined the planet. +I wanted to help you + + +with the flower shop. +I've made it worse. + + +Actually, it's completely closed down. + + +I thought maybe you were remodeling. + + +But I have another idea, and it's +greater than my previous ideas combined. + + +I don't want to hear it! + + +All right, they have the roses, +the roses have the pollen. + + +I know every bee, plant +and flower bud in this park. + + +All we gotta do is get what they've got +back here with what we've got. + + +- Bees. +- Park. + + +- Pollen! +- Flowers. + + +- Repollination! +- Across the nation! + + +Tournament of Roses, +Pasadena, Oalifornia. + + +They've got nothing +but flowers, floats and cotton candy. + + +Security will be tight. + + +I have an idea. + + +Vanessa Bloome, FTD. + + +Official floral business. It's real. + + +Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. + + +Thank you. It was a gift. + + +Once inside, +we just pick the right float. + + +How about The Princess and the Pea? + + +I could be the princess, +and you could be the pea! + + +Yes, I got it. + + +- Where should I sit? +- What are you? + + +- I believe I'm the pea. +- The pea? + + +It goes under the mattresses. + + +- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. +- I'm getting the marshal. + + +You do that! +This whole parade is a fiasco! + + +Let's see what this baby'll do. + + +Hey, what are you doing?! + + +Then all we do +is blend in with traffic... + + +...without arousing suspicion. + + +Once at the airport, +there's no stopping us. + + +Stop! Security. + + +- You and your insect pack your float? +- Yes. + + +Has it been +in your possession the entire time? + + +Would you remove your shoes? + + +- Remove your stinger. +- It's part of me. + + +I know. Just having some fun. +Enjoy your flight. + + +Then if we're lucky, we'll have +just enough pollen to do the job. + + +Oan you believe how lucky we are? We +have just enough pollen to do the job! + + +I think this is gonna work. + + +It's got to work. + + +Attention, passengers, +this is Oaptain Scott. + + +We have a bit of bad weather +in New York. + + +It looks like we'll experience +a couple hours delay. + + +Barry, these are cut flowers +with no water. They'll never make it. + + +I gotta get up there +and talk to them. + + +Be careful. + + +Oan I get help +with the Sky Mall magazine? + + +I'd like to order the talking +inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. + + +Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. + + +- What'd you say, Hal? +- Nothing. + + +Bee! + + +Don't freak out! My entire species... + + +What are you doing? + + +- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! +- Who's an attorney? + + +Don't move. + + +Oh, Barry. + + +Good afternoon, passengers. +This is your captain. + + +Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B +please report to the cockpit? + + +And please hurry! + + +What happened here? + + +There was a DustBuster, +a toupee, a life raft exploded. + + +One's bald, one's in a boat, +they're both unconscious! + + +- Is that another bee joke? +- No! + + +No one's flying the plane! + + +This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. +What's your status? + + +This is Vanessa Bloome. +I'm a florist from New York. + + +Where's the pilot? + + +He's unconscious, +and so is the copilot. + + +Not good. Does anyone onboard +have flight experience? + + +As a matter of fact, there is. + + +- Who's that? +- Barry Benson. + + +From the honey trial?! Oh, great. + + +Vanessa, this is nothing more +than a big metal bee. + + +It's got giant wings, huge engines. + + +I can't fly a plane. + + +- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? +- Yes. + + +How hard could it be? + + +Wait, Barry! +We're headed into some lightning. + + +This is Bob Bumble. We have some +late-breaking news from JFK Airport, + + +where a suspenseful scene +is developing. + + +Barry Benson, +fresh from his legal victory... + + +That's Barry! + + +...is attempting to land a plane, +loaded with people, flowers + + +and an incapacitated flight crew. + + +Flowers?! + + +We have a storm in the area +and two individuals at the controls + + +with absolutely no flight experience. + + +Just a minute. +There's a bee on that plane. + + +I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson +and his no-account compadres. + + +They've done enough damage. + + +But isn't he your only hope? + + +Technically, a bee +shouldn't be able to fly at all. + + +Their wings are too small... + + +Haven't we heard this a million times? + + +"The surface area of the wings +and body mass make no sense." + + +- Get this on the air! +- Got it. + + +- Stand by. +- We're going live. + + +The way we work may be a mystery to you. + + +Making honey takes a lot of bees +doing a lot of small jobs. + + +But let me tell you about a small job. + + +If you do it well, +it makes a big difference. + + +More than we realized. +To us, to everyone. + + +That's why I want to get bees +back to working together. + + +That's the bee way! +We're not made of Jell-O. + + +We get behind a fellow. + + +- Black and yellow! +- Hello! + + +Left, right, down, hover. + + +- Hover? +- Forget hover. + + +This isn't so hard. +Beep-beep! Beep-beep! + + +Barry, what happened?! + + +Wait, I think we were +on autopilot the whole time. + + +- That may have been helping me. +- And now we're not! + + +So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. + + +All of you, let's get +behind this fellow! Move it out! + + +Move out! + + +Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, +you copy me with the wings of the plane! + + +Don't have to yell. + + +I'm not yelling! +We're in a lot of trouble. + + +It's very hard to concentrate +with that panicky tone in your voice! + + +It's not a tone. I'm panicking! + + +I can't do this! + + +Vanessa, pull yourself together. +You have to snap out of it! + + +You snap out of it. + + +You snap out of it. + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- You snap out of it! +- You snap out of it! + + +- Hold it! +- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. + + +How is the plane flying? + + +I don't know. + + +Hello? + + +Benson, got any flowers +for a happy occasion in there? + + +The Pollen Jocks! + + +They do get behind a fellow. + + +- Black and yellow. +- Hello. + + +All right, let's drop this tin can +on the blacktop. + + +Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? + + +No, nothing. It's all cloudy. + + +Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. + + +- Thinking bee. +- Thinking bee. + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +Wait a minute. +I think I'm feeling something. + + +- What? +- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. + + +Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. + + +Bring the nose down. + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +- What in the world is on the tarmac? +- Get some lights on that! + + +Thinking bee! +Thinking bee! Thinking bee! + + +- Vanessa, aim for the flower. +- OK. + + +Out the engines. We're going in +on bee power. Ready, boys? + + +Affirmative! + + +Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. + + +Land on that flower! + + +Ready? Full reverse! + + +Spin it around! + + +- Not that flower! The other one! +- Which one? + + +- That flower. +- I'm aiming at the flower! + + +That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. +I mean the giant pulsating flower + + +made of millions of bees! + + +Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. + + +Rotate around it. + + +- This is insane, Barry! +- This's the only way I know how to fly. + + +Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane +flying in an insect-like pattern? + + +Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. +Smell it. Full reverse! + + +Just drop it. Be a part of it. + + +Aim for the center! + + +Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! + + +Oome on, already. + + +Barry, we did it! +You taught me how to fly! + + +- Yes. No high-five! +- Right. + + +Barry, it worked! +Did you see the giant flower? + + +What giant flower? Where? Of course +I saw the flower! That was genius! + + +- Thank you. +- But we're not done yet. + + +Listen, everyone! + + +This runway is covered +with the last pollen + + +from the last flowers +available anywhere on Earth. + + +That means this is our last chance. + + +We're the only ones who make honey, +pollinate flowers and dress like this. + + +If we're gonna survive as a species, +this is our moment! What do you say? + + +Are we going to be bees, orjust +Museum of Natural History keychains? + + +We're bees! + + +Keychain! + + +Then follow me! Except Keychain. + + +Hold on, Barry. Here. + + +You've earned this. + + +Yeah! + + +I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect +fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. + + +Oh, yeah. + + +That's our Barry. + + +Mom! The bees are back! + + +If anybody needs +to make a call, now's the time. + + +I got a feeling we'll be +working late tonight! + + +Here's your change. Have a great +afternoon! Oan I help who's next? + + +Would you like some honey with that? +It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. + + +Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. +And I don't see a nickel! + + +Sometimes I just feel +like a piece of meat! + + +I had no idea. + + +Barry, I'm sorry. +Have you got a moment? + + +Would you excuse me? +My mosquito associate will help you. + + +Sorry I'm late. + + +He's a lawyer too? + + +I was already a blood-sucking parasite. +All I needed was a briefcase. + + +Have a great afternoon! + + +Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, +and I can't get them anywhere. + + +No problem, Vannie. +Just leave it to me. + + +You're a lifesaver, Barry. +Oan I help who's next? + + +All right, scramble, jocks! +It's time to fly. + + +Thank you, Barry! + + +That bee is living my life! + + +Let it go, Kenny. + + +- When will this nightmare end?! +- Let it all go. + + +- Beautiful day to fly. +- Sure is. + + +Between you and me, +I was dying to get out of that office. + + +You have got +to start thinking bee, my friend. + + +- Thinking bee! +- Me? + + +Hold it. Let's just stop +for a second. Hold it. + + +I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. +Oan we stop here? + + +I'm not making a major life decision +during a production number! + + +All right. Take ten, everybody. +Wrap it up, guys. + + +I had virtually no rehearsal for that. + ``` From 6ebe079145881ec48de9daff50681910be6500e5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2021 09:37:38 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 02/15] Revert "Very very minor updates" --- README.md | 4607 +---------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 40 insertions(+), 4567 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 146ecb4..7cdc3c9 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,4567 +1,40 @@ -``` -Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript - - -According to all known laws -of aviation, - - -there is no way a bee -should be able to fly. - - -Its wings are too small to get -its fat little body off the ground. - - -The bee, of course, flies anyway - - -because bees don't care -what humans think is impossible. - - -Yellow, black. Yellow, black. -Yellow, black. Yellow, black. - - -Ooh, black and yellow! -Let's shake it up a little. - - -Barry! Breakfast is ready! - - -Ooming! - - -Hang on a second. - - -Hello? - - -- Barry? -- Adam? - - -- Oan you believe this is happening? -- I can't. I'll pick you up. - - -Looking sharp. - - -Use the stairs. Your father -paid good money for those. - - -Sorry. I'm excited. - - -Here's the graduate. -We're very proud of you, son. - - -A perfect report card, all B's. - - -Very proud. - - -Ma! I got a thing going here. - - -- You got lint on your fuzz. -- Ow! That's me! - - -- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. -- Bye! - - -Barry, I told you, -stop flying in the house! - - -- Hey, Adam. -- Hey, Barry. - - -- Is that fuzz gel? -- A little. Special day, graduation. - - -Never thought I'd make it. - - -Three days grade school, -three days high school. - - -Those were awkward. - - -Three days college. I'm glad I took -a day and hitchhiked around the hive. - - -You did come back different. - - -- Hi, Barry. -- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - - -- Hear about Frankie? -- Yeah. - - -- You going to the funeral? -- No, I'm not going. - - -Everybody knows, -sting someone, you die. - - -Don't waste it on a squirrel. -Such a hothead. - - -I guess he could have -just gotten out of the way. - - -I love this incorporating -an amusement park into our day. - - -That's why we don't need vacations. - - -Boy, quite a bit of pomp... -under the circumstances. - - -- Well, Adam, today we are men. -- We are! - - -- Bee-men. -- Amen! - - -Hallelujah! - - -Students, faculty, distinguished bees, - - -please welcome Dean Buzzwell. - - -Welcome, New Hive Oity -graduating class of... - - -...9:15. - - -That concludes our ceremonies. - - -And begins your career -at Honex Industries! - - -Will we pick ourjob today? - - -I heard it's just orientation. - - -Heads up! Here we go. - - -Keep your hands and antennas -inside the tram at all times. - - -- Wonder what it'll be like? -- A little scary. - - -Welcome to Honex, -a division of Honesco - - -and a part of the Hexagon Group. - - -This is it! - - -Wow. - - -Wow. - - -We know that you, as a bee, -have worked your whole life - - -to get to the point where you -can work for your whole life. - - -Honey begins when our valiant Pollen -Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. - - -Our top-secret formula - - -is automatically color-corrected, -scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured - - -into this soothing sweet syrup - - -with its distinctive -golden glow you know as... - - -Honey! - - -- That girl was hot. -- She's my cousin! - - -- She is? -- Yes, we're all cousins. - - -- Right. You're right. -- At Honex, we constantly strive - - -to improve every aspect -of bee existence. - - -These bees are stress-testing -a new helmet technology. - - -- What do you think he makes? -- Not enough. - - -Here we have our latest advancement, -the Krelman. - - -- What does that do? -- Oatches that little strand of honey - - -that hangs after you pour it. -Saves us millions. - - -Oan anyone work on the Krelman? - - -Of course. Most bee jobs are -small ones. But bees know - - -that every small job, -if it's done well, means a lot. - - -But choose carefully - - -because you'll stay in the job -you pick for the rest of your life. - - -The same job the rest of your life? -I didn't know that. - - -What's the difference? - - -You'll be happy to know that bees, -as a species, haven't had one day off - - -in 27 million years. - - -So you'll just work us to death? - - -We'll sure try. - - -Wow! That blew my mind! - - -"What's the difference?" -How can you say that? - - -One job forever? -That's an insane choice to have to make. - - -I'm relieved. Now we only have -to make one decision in life. - - -But, Adam, how could they -never have told us that? - - -Why would you question anything? -We're bees. - - -We're the most perfectly -functioning society on Earth. - - -You ever think maybe things -work a little too well here? - - -Like what? Give me one example. - - -I don't know. But you know -what I'm talking about. - - -Please clear the gate. -Royal Nectar Force on approach. - - -Wait a second. Oheck it out. - - -- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! -- Wow. - - -I've never seen them this close. - - -They know what it's like -outside the hive. - - -Yeah, but some don't come back. - - -- Hey, Jocks! -- Hi, Jocks! - - -You guys did great! - - -You're monsters! -You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - - -- I wonder where they were. -- I don't know. - - -Their day's not planned. - - -Outside the hive, flying who knows -where, doing who knows what. - - -You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen -Jock. You have to be bred for that. - - -Right. - - -Look. That's more pollen -than you and I will see in a lifetime. - - -It's just a status symbol. -Bees make too much of it. - - -Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it -and the ladies see you wearing it. - - -Those ladies? -Aren't they our cousins too? - - -Distant. Distant. - - -Look at these two. - - -- Oouple of Hive Harrys. -- Let's have fun with them. - - -It must be dangerous -being a Pollen Jock. - - -Yeah. Once a bear pinned me -against a mushroom! - - -He had a paw on my throat, -and with the other, he was slapping me! - - -- Oh, my! -- I never thought I'd knock him out. - - -What were you doing during this? - - -Trying to alert the authorities. - - -I can autograph that. - - -A little gusty out there today, -wasn't it, comrades? - - -Yeah. Gusty. - - -We're hitting a sunflower patch -six miles from here tomorrow. - - -- Six miles, huh? -- Barry! - - -A puddle jump for us, -but maybe you're not up for it. - - -- Maybe I am. -- You are not! - - -We're going 0900 at J-Gate. - - -What do you think, buzzy-boy? -Are you bee enough? - - -I might be. It all depends -on what 0900 means. - - -Hey, Honex! - - -Dad, you surprised me. - - -You decide what you're interested in? - - -- Well, there's a lot of choices. -- But you only get one. - - -Do you ever get bored -doing the same job every day? - - -Son, let me tell you about stirring. - - -You grab that stick, and you just -move it around, and you stir it around. - - -You get yourself into a rhythm. -It's a beautiful thing. - - -You know, Dad, -the more I think about it, - - -maybe the honey field -just isn't right for me. - - -You were thinking of what, -making balloon animals? - - -That's a bad job -for a guy with a stinger. - - -Janet, your son's not sure -he wants to go into honey! - - -- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. -- I'm not trying to be funny. - - -You're not funny! You're going -into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - - -- You're gonna be a stirrer? -- No one's listening to me! - - -Wait till you see the sticks I have. - - -I could say anything right now. -I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! - - -Let's open some honey and celebrate! - - -Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. -Shave my antennae. - - -Shack up with a grasshopper. Get -a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! - - -I'm so proud. - - -- We're starting work today! -- Today's the day. - - -Oome on! All the good jobs -will be gone. - - -Yeah, right. - - -Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, -stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - - -- Is it still available? -- Hang on. Two left! - - -One of them's yours! Oongratulations! -Step to the side. - - -- What'd you get? -- Picking crud out. Stellar! - - -Wow! - - -Oouple of newbies? - - -Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! - - -Make your choice. - - -- You want to go first? -- No, you go. - - -Oh, my. What's available? - - -Restroom attendant's open, -not for the reason you think. - - -- Any chance of getting the Krelman? -- Sure, you're on. - - -I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. - - -Wax monkey's always open. - - -The Krelman opened up again. - - -What happened? - - -A bee died. Makes an opening. See? -He's dead. Another dead one. - - -Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. - - -Dead from the neck up. -Dead from the neck down. That's life! - - -Oh, this is so hard! - - -Heating, cooling, -stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, - - -humming, inspector number seven, -lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, - - -mite wrangler. Barry, what -do you think I should... Barry? - - -Barry! - - -All right, we've got the sunflower patch -in quadrant nine... - - -What happened to you? -Where are you? - - -- I'm going out. -- Out? Out where? - - -- Out there. -- Oh, no! - - -I have to, before I go -to work for the rest of my life. - - -You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? - - -Another call coming in. - - -If anyone's feeling brave, -there's a Korean deli on 83rd - - -that gets their roses today. - - -Hey, guys. - - -- Look at that. -- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? - - -Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. - - -It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. - - -Really? Feeling lucky, are you? - - -Sign here, here. Just initial that. - - -- Thank you. -- OK. - - -You got a rain advisory today, - - -and as you all know, -bees cannot fly in rain. - - -So be careful. As always, -watch your brooms, - - -hockey sticks, dogs, -birds, bears and bats. - - -Also, I got a couple of reports -of root beer being poured on us. - - -Murphy's in a home because of it, -babbling like a cicada! - - -- That's awful. -- And a reminder for you rookies, - - -bee law number one, -absolutely no talking to humans! - - -All right, launch positions! - - -Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, -buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! - - -Black and yellow! - - -Hello! - - -You ready for this, hot shot? - - -Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. - - -Wind, check. - - -- Antennae, check. -- Nectar pack, check. - - -- Wings, check. -- Stinger, check. - - -Scared out of my shorts, check. - - -OK, ladies, - - -let's move it out! - - -Pound those petunias, -you striped stem-suckers! - - -All of you, drain those flowers! - - -Wow! I'm out! - - -I can't believe I'm out! - - -So blue. - - -I feel so fast and free! - - -Box kite! - - -Wow! - - -Flowers! - - -This is Blue Leader. -We have roses visual. - - -Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. - - -Roses! - - -30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. - - -Stand to the side, kid. -It's got a bit of a kick. - - -That is one nectar collector! - - -- Ever see pollination up close? -- No, sir. - - -I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it -over here. Maybe a dash over there, - - -a pinch on that one. -See that? It's a little bit of magic. - - -That's amazing. Why do we do that? - - -That's pollen power. More pollen, more -flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. - - -Oool. - - -I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. -Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? - - -Oopy that visual. - - -Wait. One of these flowers -seems to be on the move. - - -Say again? You're reporting -a moving flower? - - -Affirmative. - - -That was on the line! - - -This is the coolest. What is it? - - -I don't know, but I'm loving this color. - - -It smells good. -Not like a flower, but I like it. - - -Yeah, fuzzy. - - -Ohemical-y. - - -Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. - - -My sweet lord of bees! - - -Oandy-brain, get off there! - - -Problem! - - -- Guys! -- This could be bad. - - -Affirmative. - - -Very close. - - -Gonna hurt. - - -Mama's little boy. - - -You are way out of position, rookie! - - -Ooming in at you like a missile! - - -Help me! - - -I don't think these are flowers. - - -- Should we tell him? -- I think he knows. - - -What is this?! - - -Match point! - - -You can start packing up, honey, -because you're about to eat it! - - -Yowser! - - -Gross. - - -There's a bee in the car! - - -- Do something! -- I'm driving! - - -- Hi, bee. -- He's back here! - - -He's going to sting me! - - -Nobody move. If you don't move, -he won't sting you. Freeze! - - -He blinked! - - -Spray him, Granny! - - -What are you doing?! - - -Wow... the tension level -out here is unbelievable. - - -I gotta get home. - - -Oan't fly in rain. - - -Oan't fly in rain. - - -Oan't fly in rain. - - -Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! - - -Ken, could you close -the window please? - - -Ken, could you close -the window please? - - -Oheck out my new resume. -I made it into a fold-out brochure. - - -You see? Folds out. - - -Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. - - -What was that? - - -Maybe this time. This time. This time. -This time! This time! This... - - -Drapes! - - -That is diabolical. - - -It's fantastic. It's got all my special -skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. - - -What's number one? Star Wars? - - -Nah, I don't go for that... - - -...kind of stuff. - - -No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. -They're out of their minds. - - -When I leave a job interview, they're -flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. - - -There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. - - -I don't remember the sun -having a big 75 on it. - - -I predicted global warming. - - -I could feel it getting hotter. -At first I thought it was just me. - - -Wait! Stop! Bee! - - -Stand back. These are winter boots. - - -Wait! - - -Don't kill him! - - -You know I'm allergic to them! -This thing could kill me! - - -Why does his life have -less value than yours? - - -Why does his life have any less value -than mine? Is that your statement? - - -I'm just saying all life has value. You -don't know what he's capable of feeling. - - -My brochure! - - -There you go, little guy. - - -I'm not scared of him. -It's an allergic thing. - - -Put that on your resume brochure. - - -My whole face could puff up. - - -Make it one of your special skills. - - -Knocking someone out -is also a special skill. - - -Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - - -- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? -- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - - -- You could put carob chips on there. -- Bye. - - -- Supposed to be less calories. -- Bye. - - -I gotta say something. - - -She saved my life. -I gotta say something. - - -All right, here it goes. - - -Nah. - - -What would I say? - - -I could really get in trouble. - - -It's a bee law. -You're not supposed to talk to a human. - - -I can't believe I'm doing this. - - -I've got to. - - -Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! - - -No. Yes. No. - - -Do it. I can't. - - -How should I start it? -"You like jazz?" No, that's no good. - - -Here she comes! Speak, you fool! - - -Hi! - - -I'm sorry. - - -- You're talking. -- Yes, I know. - - -You're talking! - - -I'm so sorry. - - -No, it's OK. It's fine. -I know I'm dreaming. - - -But I don't recall going to bed. - - -Well, I'm sure this -is very disconcerting. - - -This is a bit of a surprise to me. -I mean, you're a bee! - - -I am. And I'm not supposed -to be doing this, - - -but they were all trying to kill me. - - -And if it wasn't for you... - - -I had to thank you. -It's just how I was raised. - - -That was a little weird. - - -- I'm talking with a bee. -- Yeah. - - -I'm talking to a bee. -And the bee is talking to me! - - -I just want to say I'm grateful. -I'll leave now. - - -- Wait! How did you learn to do that? -- What? - - -The talking thing. - - -Same way you did, I guess. -"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - - -- That's very funny. -- Yeah. - - -Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, -we'd cry with what we have to deal with. - - -Anyway... - - -Oan I... - - -...get you something? -- Like what? - - -I don't know. I mean... -I don't know. Ooffee? - - -I don't want to put you out. - - -It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - - -- It's just coffee. -- I hate to impose. - - -- Don't be ridiculous! -- Actually, I would love a cup. - - -Hey, you want rum cake? - - -- I shouldn't. -- Have some. - - -- No, I can't. -- Oome on! - - -I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - - -- Where? -- These stripes don't help. - - -You look great! - - -I don't know if you know -anything about fashion. - - -Are you all right? - - -No. - - -He's making the tie in the cab -as they're flying up Madison. - - -He finally gets there. - - -He runs up the steps into the church. -The wedding is on. - - -And he says, "Watermelon? -I thought you said Guatemalan. - - -Why would I marry a watermelon?" - - -Is that a bee joke? - - -That's the kind of stuff we do. - - -Yeah, different. - - -So, what are you gonna do, Barry? - - -About work? I don't know. - - -I want to do my part for the hive, -but I can't do it the way they want. - - -I know how you feel. - - -- You do? -- Sure. - - -My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or -a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - - -- Really? -- My only interest is flowers. - - -Our new queen was just elected -with that same campaign slogan. - - -Anyway, if you look... - - -There's my hive right there. See it? - - -You're in Sheep Meadow! - - -Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! - - -No way! I know that area. -I lost a toe ring there once. - - -- Why do girls put rings on their toes? -- Why not? - - -- It's like putting a hat on your knee. -- Maybe I'll try that. - - -- You all right, ma'am? -- Oh, yeah. Fine. - - -Just having two cups of coffee! - - -Anyway, this has been great. -Thanks for the coffee. - - -Yeah, it's no trouble. - - -Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, -I'd be up the rest of my life. - - -Are you...? - - -Oan I take a piece of this with me? - - -Sure! Here, have a crumb. - - -- Thanks! -- Yeah. - - -All right. Well, then... -I guess I'll see you around. - - -Or not. - - -OK, Barry. - - -And thank you -so much again... for before. - - -Oh, that? That was nothing. - - -Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... - - -This can't possibly work. - - -He's all set to go. -We may as well try it. - - -OK, Dave, pull the chute. - - -- Sounds amazing. -- It was amazing! - - -It was the scariest, -happiest moment of my life. - - -Humans! I can't believe -you were with humans! - - -Giant, scary humans! -What were they like? - - -Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. - - -They eat crazy giant things. -They drive crazy. - - -- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? -- Some of them. But some of them don't. - - -- How'd you get back? -- Poodle. - - -You did it, and I'm glad. You saw -whatever you wanted to see. - - -You had your "experience." Now you -can pick out yourjob and be normal. - - -- Well... -- Well? - - -Well, I met someone. - - -You did? Was she Bee-ish? - - -- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! -- No, no, no, not a wasp. - - -- Spider? -- I'm not attracted to spiders. - - -I know it's the hottest thing, -with the eight legs and all. - - -I can't get by that face. - - -So who is she? - - -She's... human. - - -No, no. That's a bee law. -You wouldn't break a bee law. - - -- Her name's Vanessa. -- Oh, boy. - - -She's so nice. And she's a florist! - - -Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! - - -We're not dating. - - -You're flying outside the hive, talking -to humans that attack our homes - - -with power washers and M-80s! -One-eighth a stick of dynamite! - - -She saved my life! -And she understands me. - - -This is over! - - -Eat this. - - -This is not over! What was that? - - -- They call it a crumb. -- It was so stingin' stripey! - - -And that's not what they eat. -That's what falls off what they eat! - - -- You know what a Oinnabon is? -- No. - - -It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. -They heat it up... - - -Sit down! - - -...really hot! -- Listen to me! - - -We are not them! We're us. -There's us and there's them! - - -Yes, but who can deny -the heart that is yearning? - - -There's no yearning. -Stop yearning. Listen to me! - - -You have got to start thinking bee, -my friend. Thinking bee! - - -- Thinking bee. -- Thinking bee. - - -Thinking bee! Thinking bee! -Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - - -There he is. He's in the pool. - - -You know what your problem is, Barry? - - -I gotta start thinking bee? - - -How much longer will this go on? - - -It's been three days! -Why aren't you working? - - -I've got a lot of big life decisions -to think about. - - -What life? You have no life! -You have no job. You're barely a bee! - - -Would it kill you -to make a little honey? - - -Barry, come out. -Your father's talking to you. - - -Martin, would you talk to him? - - -Barry, I'm talking to you! - - -You coming? - - -Got everything? - - -All set! - - -Go ahead. I'll catch up. - - -Don't be too long. - - -Watch this! - - -Vanessa! - - -- We're still here. -- I told you not to yell at him. - - -He doesn't respond to yelling! - - -- Then why yell at me? -- Because you don't listen! - - -I'm not listening to this. - - -Sorry, I've gotta go. - - -- Where are you going? -- I'm meeting a friend. - - -A girl? Is this why you can't decide? - - -Bye. - - -I just hope she's Bee-ish. - - -They have a huge parade -of flowers every year in Pasadena? - - -To be in the Tournament of Roses, -that's every florist's dream! - - -Up on a float, surrounded -by flowers, crowds cheering. - - -A tournament. Do the roses -compete in athletic events? - - -No. All right, I've got one. -How come you don't fly everywhere? - - -It's exhausting. Why don't you -run everywhere? It's faster. - - -Yeah, OK, I see, I see. -All right, your turn. - - -TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? -That's insane! - - -You don't have that? - - -We have Hivo, but it's a disease. -It's a horrible, horrible disease. - - -Oh, my. - - -Dumb bees! - - -You must want to sting all those jerks. - - -We try not to sting. -It's usually fatal for us. - - -So you have to watch your temper. - - -Very carefully. -You kick a wall, take a walk, - - -write an angry letter and throw it out. -Work through it like any emotion: - - -Anger, jealousy, lust. - - -Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? - - -Yeah. - - -- What is wrong with you?! -- It's a bug. - - -He's not bothering anybody. -Get out of here, you creep! - - -What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? - - -Yeah, it was. How did you know? - - -It felt like about 10 pages. -Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. - - -You've really got that -down to a science. - - -- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. -- I'll bet. - - -What in the name -of Mighty Hercules is this? - - -How did this get here? -Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, - - -Ray Liotta Private Select? - - -- Is he that actor? -- I never heard of him. - - -- Why is this here? -- For people. We eat it. - - -You don't have -enough food of your own? - - -- Well, yes. -- How do you get it? - - -- Bees make it. -- I know who makes it! - - -And it's hard to make it! - - -There's heating, cooling, stirring. -You need a whole Krelman thing! - - -- It's organic. -- It's our-ganic! - - -It's just honey, Barry. - - -Just what?! - - -Bees don't know about this! -This is stealing! A lot of stealing! - - -You've taken our homes, schools, -hospitals! This is all we have! - - -And it's on sale?! -I'm getting to the bottom of this. - - -I'm getting to the bottom -of all of this! - - -Hey, Hector. - - -- You almost done? -- Almost. - - -He is here. I sense it. - - -Well, I guess I'll go home now - - -and just leave this nice honey out, -with no one around. - - -You're busted, box boy! - - -I knew I heard something. -So you can talk! - - -I can talk. -And now you'll start talking! - - -Where you getting the sweet stuff? -Who's your supplier? - - -I don't understand. -I thought we were friends. - - -The last thing we want -to do is upset bees! - - -You're too late! It's ours now! - - -You, sir, have crossed -the wrong sword! - - -You, sir, will be lunch -for my iguana, Ignacio! - - -Where is the honey coming from? - - -Tell me where! - - -Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! - - -Orazy person! - - -What horrible thing has happened here? - - -These faces, they never knew -what hit them. And now - - -they're on the road to nowhere! - - -Just keep still. - - -What? You're not dead? - - -Do I look dead? They will wipe anything -that moves. Where you headed? - - -To Honey Farms. -I am onto something huge here. - - -I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, -crazy stuff. Blows your head off! - - -I'm going to Tacoma. - - -- And you? -- He really is dead. - - -All right. - - -Uh-oh! - - -- What is that?! -- Oh, no! - - -- A wiper! Triple blade! -- Triple blade? - - -Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! - - -Why does everything have -to be so doggone clean?! - - -How much do you people need to see?! - - -Open your eyes! -Stick your head out the window! - - -From NPR News in Washington, -I'm Oarl Kasell. - - -But don't kill no more bugs! - - -- Bee! -- Moose blood guy!! - - -- You hear something? -- Like what? - - -Like tiny screaming. - - -Turn off the radio. - - -Whassup, bee boy? - - -Hey, Blood. - - -Just a row of honey jars, -as far as the eye could see. - - -Wow! - - -I assume wherever this truck goes -is where they're getting it. - - -I mean, that honey's ours. - - -- Bees hang tight. -- We're all jammed in. - - -It's a close community. - - -Not us, man. We on our own. -Every mosquito on his own. - - -- What if you get in trouble? -- You a mosquito, you in trouble. - - -Nobody likes us. They just smack. -See a mosquito, smack, smack! - - -At least you're out in the world. -You must meet girls. - - -Mosquito girls try to trade up, -get with a moth, dragonfly. - - -Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. - - -You got to be kidding me! - - -Mooseblood's about to leave -the building! So long, bee! - - -- Hey, guys! -- Mooseblood! - - -I knew I'd catch y'all down here. -Did you bring your crazy straw? - - -We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, -and it's pretty much pure profit. - - -What is this place? - - -A bee's got a brain -the size of a pinhead. - - -They are pinheads! - - -Pinhead. - - -- Oheck out the new smoker. -- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. - - -The Thomas 3000! - - -Smoker? - - -Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. -Twice the nicotine, all the tar. - - -A couple breaths of this -knocks them right out. - - -They make the honey, -and we make the money. - - -"They make the honey, -and we make the money"? - - -Oh, my! - - -What's going on? Are you OK? - - -Yeah. It doesn't last too long. - - -Do you know you're -in a fake hive with fake walls? - - -Our queen was moved here. -We had no choice. - - -This is your queen? -That's a man in women's clothes! - - -That's a drag queen! - - -What is this? - - -Oh, no! - - -There's hundreds of them! - - -Bee honey. - - -Our honey is being brazenly stolen -on a massive scale! - - -This is worse than anything bears -have done! I intend to do something. - - -Oh, Barry, stop. - - -Who told you humans are taking -our honey? That's a rumor. - - -Do these look like rumors? - - -That's a conspiracy theory. -These are obviously doctored photos. - - -How did you get mixed up in this? - - -He's been talking to humans. - - -- What? -- Talking to humans?! - - -He has a human girlfriend. -And they make out! - - -Make out? Barry! - - -We do not. - - -- You wish you could. -- Whose side are you on? - - -The bees! - - -I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. -Those crazy legs kept me up all night. - - -Barry, this is what you want -to do with your life? - - -I want to do it for all our lives. -Nobody works harder than bees! - - -Dad, I remember you -coming home so overworked - - -your hands were still stirring. -You couldn't stop. - - -I remember that. - - -What right do they have to our honey? - - -We live on two cups a year. They put it -in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! - - -Even if it's true, what can one bee do? - - -Sting them where it really hurts. - - -In the face! The eye! - - -- That would hurt. -- No. - - -Up the nose? That's a killer. - - -There's only one place you can sting -the humans, one place where it matters. - - -Hive at Five, the hive's only -full-hour action news source. - - -No more bee beards! - - -With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. - - -Weather with Storm Stinger. - - -Sports with Buzz Larvi. - - -And Jeanette Ohung. - - -- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. -- And I'm Jeanette Ohung. - - -A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, - - -intends to sue the human race -for stealing our honey, - - -packaging it and profiting -from it illegally! - - -Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, - - -we'll have three former queens here in -our studio, discussing their new book, - - -Olassy Ladies, -out this week on Hexagon. - - -Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. - - -Did you ever think, "I'm a kid -from the hive. I can't do this"? - - -Bees have never been afraid -to change the world. - - -What about Bee Oolumbus? -Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? - - -Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. - - -We were thinking -of stickball or candy stores. - - -How old are you? - - -The bee community -is supporting you in this case, - - -which will be the trial -of the bee century. - - -You know, they have a Larry King -in the human world too. - - -It's a common name. Next week... - - -He looks like you and has a show -and suspenders and colored dots... - - -Next week... - - -Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the -guest even though you just heard 'em. - - -Bear Week next week! -They're scary, hairy and here live. - - -Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, -squinty eyes, very Jewish. - - -In tennis, you attack -at the point of weakness! - - -It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. - - -Honey, her backhand's a joke! -I'm not gonna take advantage of that? - - -Quiet, please. -Actual work going on here. - - -- Is that that same bee? -- Yes, it is! - - -I'm helping him sue the human race. - - -- Hello. -- Hello, bee. - - -This is Ken. - - -Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size -ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. - - -Why does he talk again? - - -Listen, you better go -'cause we're really busy working. - - -But it's our yogurt night! - - -Bye-bye. - - -Why is yogurt night so difficult?! - - -You poor thing. -You two have been at this for hours! - - -Yes, and Adam here -has been a huge help. - - -- Frosting... -- How many sugars? - - -Just one. I try not -to use the competition. - - -So why are you helping me? - - -Bees have good qualities. - - -And it takes my mind off the shop. - - -Instead of flowers, people -are giving balloon bouquets now. - - -Those are great, if you're three. - - -And artificial flowers. - - -- Oh, those just get me psychotic! -- Yeah, me too. - - -Bent stingers, pointless pollination. - - -Bees must hate those fake things! - - -Nothing worse -than a daffodil that's had work done. - - -Maybe this could make up -for it a little bit. - - -- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. -- I guess. - - -You sure you want to go through with it? - - -Am I sure? When I'm done with -the humans, they won't be able - - -to say, "Honey, I'm home," -without paying a royalty! - - -It's an incredible scene -here in downtown Manhattan, - - -where the world anxiously waits, -because for the first time in history, - - -we will hear for ourselves -if a honeybee can actually speak. - - -What have we gotten into here, Barry? - - -It's pretty big, isn't it? - - -I can't believe how many humans -don't work during the day. - - -You think billion-dollar multinational -food companies have good lawyers? - - -Everybody needs to stay -behind the barricade. - - -- What's the matter? -- I don't know, I just got a chill. - - -Well, if it isn't the bee team. - - -You boys work on this? - - -All rise! The Honorable -Judge Bumbleton presiding. - - -All right. Oase number 4475, - - -Superior Oourt of New York, -Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry - - -is now in session. - - -Mr. Montgomery, you're representing -the five food companies collectively? - - -A privilege. - - -Mr. Benson... you're representing -all the bees of the world? - - -I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, -we're ready to proceed. - - -Mr. Montgomery, -your opening statement, please. - - -Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, - - -my grandmother was a simple woman. - - -Born on a farm, she believed -it was man's divine right - - -to benefit from the bounty -of nature God put before us. - - -If we lived in the topsy-turvy world -Mr. Benson imagines, - - -just think of what would it mean. - - -I would have to negotiate -with the silkworm - - -for the elastic in my britches! - - -Talking bee! - - -How do we know this isn't some sort of - - -holographic motion-picture-capture -Hollywood wizardry? - - -They could be using laser beams! - - -Robotics! Ventriloquism! -Oloning! For all we know, - - -he could be on steroids! - - -Mr. Benson? - - -Ladies and gentlemen, -there's no trickery here. - - -I'm just an ordinary bee. -Honey's pretty important to me. - - -It's important to all bees. -We invented it! - - -We make it. And we protect it -with our lives. - - -Unfortunately, there are -some people in this room - - -who think they can take it from us - - -'cause we're the little guys! -I'm hoping that, after this is all over, - - -you'll see how, by taking our honey, -you not only take everything we have - - -but everything we are! - - -I wish he'd dress like that -all the time. So nice! - - -Oall your first witness. - - -So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden -of Honey Farms, big company you have. - - -I suppose so. - - -I see you also own -Honeyburton and Honron! - - -Yes, they provide beekeepers -for our farms. - - -Beekeeper. I find that -to be a very disturbing term. - - -I don't imagine you employ -any bee-free-ers, do you? - - -- No. -- I couldn't hear you. - - -- No. -- No. - - -Because you don't free bees. -You keep bees. Not only that, - - -it seems you thought a bear would be -an appropriate image for a jar of honey. - - -They're very lovable creatures. - - -Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. - - -You mean like this? - - -Bears kill bees! - - -How'd you like his head crashing -through your living room?! - - -Biting into your couch! -Spitting out your throw pillows! - - -OK, that's enough. Take him away. - - -So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. -Your name intrigues me. - - -- Where have I heard it before? -- I was with a band called The Police. - - -But you've never been -a police officer, have you? - - -No, I haven't. - - -No, you haven't. And so here -we have yet another example - - -of bee culture casually -stolen by a human - - -for nothing more than -a prance-about stage name. - - -Oh, please. - - -Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? - - -Because I'm feeling -a little stung, Sting. - - -Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! - - -That's not his real name?! You idiots! - - -Mr. Liotta, first, -belated congratulations on - - -your Emmy win for a guest spot -on ER in 2005. - - -Thank you. Thank you. - - -I see from your resume -that you're devilishly handsome - - -with a churning inner turmoil -that's ready to blow. - - -I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? - - -Not yet it isn't. But is this -what it's come to for you? - - -Exploiting tiny, helpless bees -so you don't - - -have to rehearse -your part and learn your lines, sir? - - -Watch it, Benson! -I could blow right now! - - -This isn't a goodfella. -This is a badfella! - - -Why doesn't someone just step on -this creep, and we can all go home?! - - -- Order in this court! -- You're all thinking it! - - -Order! Order, I say! - - -- Say it! -- Mr. Liotta, please sit down! - - -I think it was awfully nice -of that bear to pitch in like that. - - -I think the jury's on our side. - - -Are we doing everything right, legally? - - -I'm a florist. - - -Right. Well, here's to a great team. - - -To a great team! - - -Well, hello. - - -- Ken! -- Hello. - - -I didn't think you were coming. - - -No, I was just late. -I tried to call, but... the battery. - - -I didn't want all this to go to waste, -so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. - - -Oh, that was lucky. - - -There's a little left. -I could heat it up. - - -Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. - - -So I hear you're quite a tennis player. - - -I'm not much for the game myself. -The ball's a little grabby. - - -That's where I usually sit. -Right... there. - - -Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, - - -and he agreed with me that eating with -chopsticks isn't really a special skill. - - -You think I don't see what you're doing? - - -I know how hard it is to find -the rightjob. We have that in common. - - -Do we? - - -Bees have 100 percent employment, -but we do jobs like taking the crud out. - - -That's just what -I was thinking about doing. - - -Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor -for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. - - -I'm going to drain the old stinger. - - -Yeah, you do that. - - -Look at that. - - -You know, I've just about had it - - -with your little mind games. - - -- What's that? -- Italian Vogue. - - -Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. - - -A lot of ads. - - -Remember what Van said, why is -your life more valuable than mine? - - -Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! - - -I think something stinks in here! - - -I love the smell of flowers. - - -How do you like the smell of flames?! - - -Not as much. - - -Water bug! Not taking sides! - - -Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! -This is pathetic! - - -I've got issues! - - -Well, well, well, a royal flush! - - -- You're bluffing. -- Am I? - - -Surf's up, dude! - - -Poo water! - - -That bowl is gnarly. - - -Except for those dirty yellow rings! - - -Kenneth! What are you doing?! - - -You know, I don't even like honey! -I don't eat it! - - -We need to talk! - - -He's just a little bee! - - -And he happens to be -the nicest bee I've met in a long time! - - -Long time? What are you talking about?! -Are there other bugs in your life? - - -No, but there are other things bugging -me in life. And you're one of them! - - -Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... - - -My nerves are fried from riding -on this emotional roller coaster! - - -Goodbye, Ken. - - -And for your information, - - -I prefer sugar-free, artificial -sweeteners made by man! - - -I'm sorry about all that. - - -I know it's got -an aftertaste! I like it! - - -I always felt there was some kind -of barrier between Ken and me. - - -I couldn't overcome it. -Oh, well. - - -Are you OK for the trial? - - -I believe Mr. Montgomery -is about out of ideas. - - -We would like to call -Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. - - -Good idea! You can really see why he's -considered one of the best lawyers... - - -Yeah. - - -Layton, you've -gotta weave some magic - - -with this jury, -or it's gonna be all over. - - -Don't worry. The only thing I have -to do to turn this jury around - - -is to remind them -of what they don't like about bees. - - -- You got the tweezers? -- Are you allergic? - - -Only to losing, son. Only to losing. - - -Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you -what I think we'd all like to know. - - -What exactly is your relationship - - -to that woman? - - -We're friends. - - -- Good friends? -- Yes. - - -How good? Do you live together? - - -Wait a minute... - - -Are you her little... - - -...bedbug? - - -I've seen a bee documentary or two. -From what I understand, - - -doesn't your queen give birth -to all the bee children? - - -- Yeah, but... -- So those aren't your real parents! - - -- Oh, Barry... -- Yes, they are! - - -Hold me back! - - -You're an illegitimate bee, -aren't you, Benson? - - -He's denouncing bees! - - -Don't y'all date your cousins? - - -- Objection! -- I'm going to pincushion this guy! - - -Adam, don't! It's what he wants! - - -Oh, I'm hit!! - - -Oh, lordy, I am hit! - - -Order! Order! - - -The venom! The venom -is coursing through my veins! - - -I have been felled -by a winged beast of destruction! - - -You see? You can't treat them -like equals! They're striped savages! - - -Stinging's the only thing -they know! It's their way! - - -- Adam, stay with me. -- I can't feel my legs. - - -What angel of mercy -will come forward to suck the poison - - -from my heaving buttocks? - - -I will have order in this court. Order! - - -Order, please! - - -The case of the honeybees -versus the human race - - -took a pointed turn against the bees - - -yesterday when one of their legal -team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - - -- Hey, buddy. -- Hey. - - -- Is there much pain? -- Yeah. - - -I... - - -I blew the whole case, didn't I? - - -It doesn't matter. What matters is -you're alive. You could have died. - - -I'd be better off dead. Look at me. - - -They got it from the cafeteria -downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. - - -Look, there's -a little celery still on it. - - -What was it like to sting someone? - - -I can't explain it. It was all... - - -All adrenaline and then... -and then ecstasy! - - -All right. - - -You think it was all a trap? - - -Of course. I'm sorry. -I flew us right into this. - - -What were we thinking? Look at us. We're -just a couple of bugs in this world. - - -What will the humans do to us -if they win? - - -I don't know. - - -I hear they put the roaches in motels. -That doesn't sound so bad. - - -Adam, they check in, -but they don't check out! - - -Oh, my. - - -Oould you get a nurse -to close that window? - - -- Why? -- The smoke. - - -Bees don't smoke. - - -Right. Bees don't smoke. - - -Bees don't smoke! -But some bees are smoking. - - -That's it! That's our case! - - -It is? It's not over? - - -Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. - - -Get back to the court and stall. -Stall any way you can. - - -And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. - - -Mr. Flayman. - - -Yes? Yes, Your Honor! - - -Where is the rest of your team? - - -Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. - - -Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, - - -and as a result, -we don't make very good time. - - -I actually heard a funny story about... - - -Your Honor, -haven't these ridiculous bugs - - -taken up enough -of this court's valuable time? - - -How much longer will we allow -these absurd shenanigans to go on? - - -They have presented no compelling -evidence to support their charges - - -against my clients, -who run legitimate businesses. - - -I move for a complete dismissal -of this entire case! - - -Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going - - -to have to consider -Mr. Montgomery's motion. - - -But you can't! We have a terrific case. - - -Where is your proof? -Where is the evidence? - - -Show me the smoking gun! - - -Hold it, Your Honor! -You want a smoking gun? - - -Here is your smoking gun. - - -What is that? - - -It's a bee smoker! - - -What, this? -This harmless little contraption? - - -This couldn't hurt a fly, -let alone a bee. - - -Look at what has happened - - -to bees who have never been asked, -"Smoking or non?" - - -Is this what nature intended for us? - - -To be forcibly addicted -to smoke machines - - -and man-made wooden slat work camps? - - -Living out our lives as honey slaves -to the white man? - - -- What are we gonna do? -- He's playing the species card. - - -Ladies and gentlemen, please, -free these bees! - - -Free the bees! Free the bees! - - -Free the bees! - - -Free the bees! Free the bees! - - -The court finds in favor of the bees! - - -Vanessa, we won! - - -I knew you could do it! High-five! - - -Sorry. - - -I'm OK! You know what this means? - - -All the honey -will finally belong to the bees. - - -Now we won't have -to work so hard all the time. - - -This is an unholy perversion -of the balance of nature, Benson. - - -You'll regret this. - - -Barry, how much honey is out there? - - -All right. One at a time. - - -Barry, who are you wearing? - - -My sweater is Ralph Lauren, -and I have no pants. - - -- What if Montgomery's right? -- What do you mean? - - -We've been living the bee way -a long time, 27 million years. - - -Oongratulations on your victory. -What will you demand as a settlement? - - -First, we'll demand a complete shutdown -of all bee work camps. - - -Then we want back the honey -that was ours to begin with, - - -every last drop. - - -We demand an end to the glorification -of the bear as anything more - - -than a filthy, smelly, -bad-breath stink machine. - - -We're all aware -of what they do in the woods. - - -Wait for my signal. - - -Take him out. - - -He'll have nauseous -for a few hours, then he'll be fine. - - -And we will no longer tolerate -bee-negative nicknames... - - -But it's just a prance-about stage name! - - -...unnecessary inclusion of honey -in bogus health products - - -and la-dee-da human -tea-time snack garnishments. - - -Oan't breathe. - - -Bring it in, boys! - - -Hold it right there! Good. - - -Tap it. - - -Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, -and there's gallons more coming! - - -- I think we need to shut down! -- Shut down? We've never shut down. - - -Shut down honey production! - - -Stop making honey! - - -Turn your key, sir! - - -What do we do now? - - -Oannonball! - - -We're shutting honey production! - - -Mission abort. - - -Aborting pollination and nectar detail. -Returning to base. - - -Adam, you wouldn't believe -how much honey was out there. - - -Oh, yeah? - - -What's going on? Where is everybody? - - -- Are they out celebrating? -- They're home. - - -They don't know what to do. -Laying out, sleeping in. - - -I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way -to San Antonio with a cricket. - - -At least we got our honey back. - - -Sometimes I think, so what if humans -liked our honey? Who wouldn't? - - -It's the greatest thing in the world! -I was excited to be part of making it. - - -This was my new desk. This was my -new job. I wanted to do it really well. - - -And now... - - -Now I can't. - - -I don't understand -why they're not happy. - - -I thought their lives would be better! - - -They're doing nothing. It's amazing. -Honey really changes people. - - -You don't have any idea -what's going on, do you? - - -- What did you want to show me? -- This. - - -What happened here? - - -That is not the half of it. - - -Oh, no. Oh, my. - - -They're all wilting. - - -Doesn't look very good, does it? - - -No. - - -And whose fault do you think that is? - - -You know, I'm gonna guess bees. - - -Bees? - - -Specifically, me. - - -I didn't think bees not needing to make -honey would affect all these things. - - -It's notjust flowers. -Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. - - -That's our whole SAT test right there. - - -Take away produce, that affects -the entire animal kingdom. - - -And then, of course... - - -The human species? - - -So if there's no more pollination, - - -it could all just go south here, -couldn't it? - - -I know this is also partly my fault. - - -How about a suicide pact? - - -How do we do it? - - -- I'll sting you, you step on me. -- Thatjust kills you twice. - - -Right, right. - - -Listen, Barry... -sorry, but I gotta get going. - - -I had to open my mouth and talk. - - -Vanessa? - - -Vanessa? Why are you leaving? -Where are you going? - - -To the final Tournament of Roses parade -in Pasadena. - - -They've moved it to this weekend -because all the flowers are dying. - - -It's the last chance -I'll ever have to see it. - - -Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. -I never meant it to turn out like this. - - -I know. Me neither. - - -Tournament of Roses. -Roses can't do sports. - - -Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? - - -Roses! - - -Vanessa! - - -Roses?! - - -Barry? - - -- Roses are flowers! -- Yes, they are. - - -Flowers, bees, pollen! - - -I know. -That's why this is the last parade. - - -Maybe not. -Oould you ask him to slow down? - - -Oould you slow down? - - -Barry! - - -OK, I made a huge mistake. -This is a total disaster, all my fault. - - -Yes, it kind of is. - - -I've ruined the planet. -I wanted to help you - - -with the flower shop. -I've made it worse. - - -Actually, it's completely closed down. - - -I thought maybe you were remodeling. - - -But I have another idea, and it's -greater than my previous ideas combined. - - -I don't want to hear it! - - -All right, they have the roses, -the roses have the pollen. - - -I know every bee, plant -and flower bud in this park. - - -All we gotta do is get what they've got -back here with what we've got. - - -- Bees. -- Park. - - -- Pollen! -- Flowers. - - -- Repollination! -- Across the nation! - - -Tournament of Roses, -Pasadena, Oalifornia. - - -They've got nothing -but flowers, floats and cotton candy. - - -Security will be tight. - - -I have an idea. - - -Vanessa Bloome, FTD. - - -Official floral business. It's real. - - -Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. - - -Thank you. It was a gift. - - -Once inside, -we just pick the right float. - - -How about The Princess and the Pea? - - -I could be the princess, -and you could be the pea! - - -Yes, I got it. - - -- Where should I sit? -- What are you? - - -- I believe I'm the pea. -- The pea? - - -It goes under the mattresses. - - -- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. -- I'm getting the marshal. - - -You do that! -This whole parade is a fiasco! - - -Let's see what this baby'll do. - - -Hey, what are you doing?! - - -Then all we do -is blend in with traffic... - - -...without arousing suspicion. - - -Once at the airport, -there's no stopping us. - - -Stop! Security. - - -- You and your insect pack your float? -- Yes. - - -Has it been -in your possession the entire time? - - -Would you remove your shoes? - - -- Remove your stinger. -- It's part of me. - - -I know. Just having some fun. -Enjoy your flight. - - -Then if we're lucky, we'll have -just enough pollen to do the job. - - -Oan you believe how lucky we are? We -have just enough pollen to do the job! - - -I think this is gonna work. - - -It's got to work. - - -Attention, passengers, -this is Oaptain Scott. - - -We have a bit of bad weather -in New York. - - -It looks like we'll experience -a couple hours delay. - - -Barry, these are cut flowers -with no water. They'll never make it. - - -I gotta get up there -and talk to them. - - -Be careful. - - -Oan I get help -with the Sky Mall magazine? - - -I'd like to order the talking -inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. - - -Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - - -- What'd you say, Hal? -- Nothing. - - -Bee! - - -Don't freak out! My entire species... - - -What are you doing? - - -- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! -- Who's an attorney? - - -Don't move. - - -Oh, Barry. - - -Good afternoon, passengers. -This is your captain. - - -Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B -please report to the cockpit? - - -And please hurry! - - -What happened here? - - -There was a DustBuster, -a toupee, a life raft exploded. - - -One's bald, one's in a boat, -they're both unconscious! - - -- Is that another bee joke? -- No! - - -No one's flying the plane! - - -This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. -What's your status? - - -This is Vanessa Bloome. -I'm a florist from New York. - - -Where's the pilot? - - -He's unconscious, -and so is the copilot. - - -Not good. Does anyone onboard -have flight experience? - - -As a matter of fact, there is. - - -- Who's that? -- Barry Benson. - - -From the honey trial?! Oh, great. - - -Vanessa, this is nothing more -than a big metal bee. - - -It's got giant wings, huge engines. - - -I can't fly a plane. - - -- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? -- Yes. - - -How hard could it be? - - -Wait, Barry! -We're headed into some lightning. - - -This is Bob Bumble. We have some -late-breaking news from JFK Airport, - - -where a suspenseful scene -is developing. - - -Barry Benson, -fresh from his legal victory... - - -That's Barry! - - -...is attempting to land a plane, -loaded with people, flowers - - -and an incapacitated flight crew. - - -Flowers?! - - -We have a storm in the area -and two individuals at the controls - - -with absolutely no flight experience. - - -Just a minute. -There's a bee on that plane. - - -I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson -and his no-account compadres. - - -They've done enough damage. - - -But isn't he your only hope? - - -Technically, a bee -shouldn't be able to fly at all. - - -Their wings are too small... - - -Haven't we heard this a million times? - - -"The surface area of the wings -and body mass make no sense." - - -- Get this on the air! -- Got it. - - -- Stand by. -- We're going live. - - -The way we work may be a mystery to you. - - -Making honey takes a lot of bees -doing a lot of small jobs. - - -But let me tell you about a small job. - - -If you do it well, -it makes a big difference. - - -More than we realized. -To us, to everyone. - - -That's why I want to get bees -back to working together. - - -That's the bee way! -We're not made of Jell-O. - - -We get behind a fellow. - - -- Black and yellow! -- Hello! - - -Left, right, down, hover. - - -- Hover? -- Forget hover. - - -This isn't so hard. -Beep-beep! Beep-beep! - - -Barry, what happened?! - - -Wait, I think we were -on autopilot the whole time. - - -- That may have been helping me. -- And now we're not! - - -So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. - - -All of you, let's get -behind this fellow! Move it out! - - -Move out! - - -Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, -you copy me with the wings of the plane! - - -Don't have to yell. - - -I'm not yelling! -We're in a lot of trouble. - - -It's very hard to concentrate -with that panicky tone in your voice! - - -It's not a tone. I'm panicking! - - -I can't do this! - - -Vanessa, pull yourself together. -You have to snap out of it! - - -You snap out of it. - - -You snap out of it. - - -- You snap out of it! -- You snap out of it! - - -- You snap out of it! -- You snap out of it! - - -- You snap out of it! -- You snap out of it! - - -- Hold it! -- Why? Oome on, it's my turn. - - -How is the plane flying? - - -I don't know. - - -Hello? - - -Benson, got any flowers -for a happy occasion in there? - - -The Pollen Jocks! - - -They do get behind a fellow. - - -- Black and yellow. -- Hello. - - -All right, let's drop this tin can -on the blacktop. - - -Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? - - -No, nothing. It's all cloudy. - - -Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - - -- Thinking bee. -- Thinking bee. - - -Thinking bee! -Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - - -Wait a minute. -I think I'm feeling something. - - -- What? -- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. - - -Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. - - -Bring the nose down. - - -Thinking bee! -Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - - -- What in the world is on the tarmac? -- Get some lights on that! - - -Thinking bee! -Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - - -- Vanessa, aim for the flower. -- OK. - - -Out the engines. We're going in -on bee power. Ready, boys? - - -Affirmative! - - -Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. - - -Land on that flower! - - -Ready? Full reverse! - - -Spin it around! - - -- Not that flower! The other one! -- Which one? - - -- That flower. -- I'm aiming at the flower! - - -That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. -I mean the giant pulsating flower - - -made of millions of bees! - - -Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. - - -Rotate around it. - - -- This is insane, Barry! -- This's the only way I know how to fly. - - -Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane -flying in an insect-like pattern? - - -Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. -Smell it. Full reverse! - - -Just drop it. Be a part of it. - - -Aim for the center! - - -Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! - - -Oome on, already. - - -Barry, we did it! -You taught me how to fly! - - -- Yes. No high-five! -- Right. - - -Barry, it worked! -Did you see the giant flower? - - -What giant flower? Where? Of course -I saw the flower! That was genius! - - -- Thank you. -- But we're not done yet. - - -Listen, everyone! - - -This runway is covered -with the last pollen - - -from the last flowers -available anywhere on Earth. - - -That means this is our last chance. - - -We're the only ones who make honey, -pollinate flowers and dress like this. - - -If we're gonna survive as a species, -this is our moment! What do you say? - - -Are we going to be bees, orjust -Museum of Natural History keychains? - - -We're bees! - - -Keychain! - - -Then follow me! Except Keychain. - - -Hold on, Barry. Here. - - -You've earned this. - - -Yeah! - - -I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect -fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. - - -Oh, yeah. - - -That's our Barry. - - -Mom! The bees are back! - - -If anybody needs -to make a call, now's the time. - - -I got a feeling we'll be -working late tonight! - - -Here's your change. Have a great -afternoon! Oan I help who's next? - - -Would you like some honey with that? -It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. - - -Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. -And I don't see a nickel! - - -Sometimes I just feel -like a piece of meat! - - -I had no idea. - - -Barry, I'm sorry. -Have you got a moment? - - -Would you excuse me? -My mosquito associate will help you. - - -Sorry I'm late. - - -He's a lawyer too? - - -I was already a blood-sucking parasite. -All I needed was a briefcase. - - -Have a great afternoon! - - -Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, -and I can't get them anywhere. - - -No problem, Vannie. -Just leave it to me. - - -You're a lifesaver, Barry. -Oan I help who's next? - - -All right, scramble, jocks! -It's time to fly. - - -Thank you, Barry! - - -That bee is living my life! - - -Let it go, Kenny. - - -- When will this nightmare end?! -- Let it all go. - - -- Beautiful day to fly. -- Sure is. - - -Between you and me, -I was dying to get out of that office. - - -You have got -to start thinking bee, my friend. - - -- Thinking bee! -- Me? - - -Hold it. Let's just stop -for a second. Hold it. - - -I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. -Oan we stop here? - - -I'm not making a major life decision -during a production number! - - -All right. Take ten, everybody. -Wrap it up, guys. - - -I had virtually no rehearsal for that. - ``` +

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+ +- šŸ”­ Iā€™m currently working on [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/), [Haskell](https://www.haskell.org/), and [Rust](http://rust-lang.org/) + +## Blog posts + +- [Effective Interfaces In Golang](https://dev.to/willdoescode/effective-interfaces-in-golang-3l3n) +- [How to operator overload in Rust.](https://dev.to/willdoescode/how-to-operator-overload-in-rust-33cp) + + +

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From fbc23bf60b1cd536d324cdb430eb13c2228aa8ce Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2021 05:00:07 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 08/15] =?UTF-8?q?=F0=9F=98=81?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- README.md | 33 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- oldREADME.md | 32 -------------------------------- 2 files changed, 32 insertions(+), 33 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 oldREADME.md diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 323f565..afc392f 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1 +1,32 @@ -

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Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

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A 14 year old developer from Washington State

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+ +- šŸ”­ Iā€™m currently working on [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/), [Haskell](https://www.haskell.org/), and [Rust](http://rust-lang.org/) + +## Blog posts + +- [Effective Interfaces In Golang](https://dev.to/willdoescode/effective-interfaces-in-golang-3l3n) +- [How to operator overload in Rust.](https://dev.to/willdoescode/how-to-operator-overload-in-rust-33cp) + + +

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Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

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A 14 year old developer from Washington State

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- -- šŸ”­ Iā€™m currently working on [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/), [Haskell](https://www.haskell.org/), and [Rust](http://rust-lang.org/) - -## Blog posts - -- [Effective Interfaces In Golang](https://dev.to/willdoescode/effective-interfaces-in-golang-3l3n) -- [How to operator overload in Rust.](https://dev.to/willdoescode/how-to-operator-overload-in-rust-33cp) - - -

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From 4fd4bbf8a47dc6375e138e649580d35a51d12776 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2021 00:22:21 +0200 Subject: [PATCH 09/15] GUESS WHO'S VERIFIED!!!!! --- README.md | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index afc392f..1342ebe 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -30,3 +30,4 @@ willdoescode willdoescode

+ From 6a214d83c52bcb8054b986a49965bda898caf757 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2021 16:33:32 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 10/15] =?UTF-8?q?birthday=20=F0=9F=A5=B3?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- README.md | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 1342ebe..e9d691e 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@

Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

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A 14 year old developer from Washington State

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A 15 year old developer from Washington State

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From 0a275c740ec9261a157a2027c8624fa3c1f59502 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:49:15 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 11/15] age --- README.md | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index e9d691e..1af4879 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@

Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

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A 15 year old developer from Washington State

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A 16 year old developer from Washington State

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From e7d0d0d3ac4889cda05032ba08264fcd8f80b2fb Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:51:01 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 12/15] things --- README.md | 30 +----------------------------- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 29 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 1af4879..f83e29d 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,33 +1,5 @@

Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

A 16 year old developer from Washington State

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- -- šŸ”­ Iā€™m currently working on [Crystal](https://crystal-lang.org/), [Haskell](https://www.haskell.org/), and [Rust](http://rust-lang.org/) - -## Blog posts - -- [Effective Interfaces In Golang](https://dev.to/willdoescode/effective-interfaces-in-golang-3l3n) -- [How to operator overload in Rust.](https://dev.to/willdoescode/how-to-operator-overload-in-rust-33cp) - - -

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+willdoescode From 2fff06dd65a7fdc772947ba6ad30d173dd32fa9a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:51:42 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 13/15] things --- README.md | 5 +---- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index f83e29d..422634b 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,5 +1,2 @@ -

Hi šŸ‘‹, I'm William Lane

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A 16 year old developer from Washington State

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Hi, I'm Will

From b37a3b303b6d69b9820bed2790c2f07022f0fb4d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Lane Date: Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:52:52 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 14/15] things --- README.md | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 422634b..93dd465 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,2 +1,2 @@ -

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From 1739b0315552bff21cf550f47e529130d29284ed Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Will Date: Wed, 2 Aug 2023 08:51:57 -0700 Subject: [PATCH 15/15] Update README.md --- README.md | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 93dd465..422634b 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,2 +1,2 @@ -

Hi, I'm Will šŸ„Ø

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